Jayruss 0 #1 September 28, 2004 ROBOT BARTENDER A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. It could not only dispense drinks flawlessly, but also -- like any good bartender -- engage in appropriate conversation. So a man enters the bar, orders a drink, the robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, then asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "150." And the robot proceeds to make conversation about Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on. The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." But he decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "100." And immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, baseball, cheerleaders, and so on. Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He goes back in, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "50." And the robot says, "So, you gonna vote for Bush?" __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #2 September 28, 2004 So what would Kerry be 10 Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #3 September 28, 2004 QuoteSo what would Kerry be 10 No..you have to say RETARD__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveNFlorida 0 #4 September 28, 2004 QuoteAnd the robot says, "So, you gonna vote for Bush?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #5 September 28, 2004 an his fuzzy logic chip realizes the mistake it goes over to the corner an quietly blows a fuse Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tracylu 0 #6 September 28, 2004 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA I appreciated the joke - didnt realize there were so many republicans in the forum though freefall puts everything in perspective Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PD126r 0 #7 September 28, 2004 QuoteSo what would Kerry be 10 And that's the best reply you could come up with..? Yeah, that one really stung... good one Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #8 September 28, 2004 Quotean his fuzzy logic chip realizes the mistake it goes over to the corner an quietly blows a fuse Actually - Monica was managing the bar and took care of that for him.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #9 September 28, 2004 Well, I see your point - it would have been 40 before it was 10.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #10 September 28, 2004 Repuplican Smublican I'm a Bud Bud Bud Budwizer Budist (with the ocasional Old nº 7) Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #11 September 28, 2004 I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumperconway 0 #12 September 28, 2004 Quote ROBOT BARTENDER A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. It could not only dispense drinks flawlessly, but also -- like any good bartender -- engage in appropriate conversation. So a man enters the bar, orders a drink, the robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, then asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "150." And the robot proceeds to make conversation about Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on. The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." But he decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "100." And immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, baseball, cheerleaders, and so on. Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He goes back in, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "50." And the robot says, "So, you gonna vote for Bush?" Baffled, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot just one more test. He goes back in, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man replies "What's an IQ?" And the robot says, "So, you gonna vote for Kerry?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LongWayToFall 0 #13 September 28, 2004 QuoteQuote The man replies "What's an IQ?" And the robot says, "So, you gonna vote for Kerry?" hahahah, good one. Nice joke, btw. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumperconway 0 #14 September 28, 2004 Thanks for the easy one Jason! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #15 September 28, 2004 Elizabeth Taylor decides to check in for a little plastic surgery. A little nip and tuck to tidy things up in a special spot and give her a more youthful appearance. She tells the surgeon that her privacy is totally important. The day after the surgery, she awakes to find 3 arrangements of flowers. Because she asked for total secrecy, she asks who they are from. The plastic surgeon replies, "The first is from me. I have always been an admirer of your movies. The second was from the anesthetist for the same reason." He continued, "The third was from a guy who was born with a physical defect that I repaired. He said to thank you for the new ears." (If you are laughing, you should be soooo ashamed of yourself) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites feuergnom 29 #16 September 28, 2004 it's tuesday - i'm ROTFLMAO & i'm not ashamed The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
LongWayToFall 0 #13 September 28, 2004 QuoteQuote The man replies "What's an IQ?" And the robot says, "So, you gonna vote for Kerry?" hahahah, good one. Nice joke, btw. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumperconway 0 #14 September 28, 2004 Thanks for the easy one Jason! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #15 September 28, 2004 Elizabeth Taylor decides to check in for a little plastic surgery. A little nip and tuck to tidy things up in a special spot and give her a more youthful appearance. She tells the surgeon that her privacy is totally important. The day after the surgery, she awakes to find 3 arrangements of flowers. Because she asked for total secrecy, she asks who they are from. The plastic surgeon replies, "The first is from me. I have always been an admirer of your movies. The second was from the anesthetist for the same reason." He continued, "The third was from a guy who was born with a physical defect that I repaired. He said to thank you for the new ears." (If you are laughing, you should be soooo ashamed of yourself) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites feuergnom 29 #16 September 28, 2004 it's tuesday - i'm ROTFLMAO & i'm not ashamed The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
jumperconway 0 #14 September 28, 2004 Thanks for the easy one Jason! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #15 September 28, 2004 Elizabeth Taylor decides to check in for a little plastic surgery. A little nip and tuck to tidy things up in a special spot and give her a more youthful appearance. She tells the surgeon that her privacy is totally important. The day after the surgery, she awakes to find 3 arrangements of flowers. Because she asked for total secrecy, she asks who they are from. The plastic surgeon replies, "The first is from me. I have always been an admirer of your movies. The second was from the anesthetist for the same reason." He continued, "The third was from a guy who was born with a physical defect that I repaired. He said to thank you for the new ears." (If you are laughing, you should be soooo ashamed of yourself) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
feuergnom 29 #16 September 28, 2004 it's tuesday - i'm ROTFLMAO & i'm not ashamed The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
