Help finding the pre flight takeoff speech

[kansasskydiver 0]

Anyone know where I can find the pre flight take off speech on comercial airlines? You know, "To fasten your seatbelt, insert the tab..."

Thanks

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[slug 1]

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Anyone know where I can find the pre flight take off speech on comercial airlines? You know, "To fasten your seatbelt, insert the tab..."

Thanks

Have you heard the Muff bro song/chant on the climb to altitude.

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[kansasskydiver 0]

Which ones? Make room for the students. F*ck the students?

I need it for a video, i can't find the speech or i'm not doing the right search words or something

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[RevJim 0]

Here ya go:
Edit: Shit, it's gone.

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[n2skdvn 0]

[muffbrother voice] OK safty briefing... "dont f*&kin die" that is all[/muffbrother voice]

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[AggieDave 6]

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http://www.jokeindex.com/joke.asp?Joke=3549

Quickest thing I could find on Google.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[Unstable 9]

They are written out word-for-word on the back of some safety thingies you see in the little magazine holder on some airlines. I'll go buy a ticket and steal one for you....

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[Unstable 9]

yeah, my post didn't make any sense to me either. I'll keep looking though.

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[RevJim 0]

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http://www.jokeindex.com/joke.asp?Joke=3549

Quickest thing I could find on Google.

Posting drunk, Dave? (I made it clicky)

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[AggieDave 6]

Damn.

Nope, not drunk, but tired and stressed out. I was up at that point trying to finish a damn paper.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[RevJim 0]

Don't feel bad. I posted a link to a no longer existant Ebonics Air mp3. At least I caught it fairly quickly. I know where the .mov file is, but can anyone else find the mp3 file? I'd like to have it for a speech/communications class project.

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RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

[kansasskydiver 0]

Would it be the Delta comerical one? If so, I have it

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