Girlfalldown 0 #1 September 30, 2004 Only about a third of all people are good. About a quarter of the third of people that are really good are actually funny. So my chances of finding a good guy that's funny are slim... add in hot and I'm pretty much SOL. Dammit. Someone get me a puppy soon! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jkwon 0 #2 September 30, 2004 You've got it all worked out. Except your missing a couple things. Intelligent, Talented.--joe HISPA #69 The Best Band in the WORLD!!! The new full length album "See What You Can Find" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #3 September 30, 2004 Ooh that's right. Talent is a big thing. I need a guy that can juggle beer bottles while reciting Poe and figuring out how to make a better fue...shit I just want a hot funny guy that's good. Or a puppy. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #4 September 30, 2004 Yes, I think you've defined your problem well . . . you're too picky. Go for the puppy.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #5 September 30, 2004 Quote I just want a hot funny guy that's good. Stick to your guns, babe. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #6 September 30, 2004 Living in the gay capital of the world doesn't really help your chances ;-) /living in the second-biggest gay city in the world. Edit: that's Sydney, fact fans. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #7 September 30, 2004 QuoteI need a guy that can juggle beer bottles while reciting Poe and figuring out how to make a better fue...shit I just want a hot funny guy that's good. Or a puppy. What's a fue? Aw, heck. Arf.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #8 September 30, 2004 QuoteYes, I think you've defined your problem well . . . you're too picky. Go for the puppy. That is such bull Q-dog. Stick to your guns girlie. If you want a nice funny guy that is a hottie then you shouldn't settle for any less. At least you KNOW what you want. That said I have 3 puppies because I pretty much agree with you. At least you can keep looking if you want after you get your puppy. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gravityizsexy 0 #9 September 30, 2004 HA! "'Someday is not a day in my week'" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #10 September 30, 2004 QuoteQuoteYes, I think you've defined your problem well . . . you're too picky. Go for the puppy. That is such bull Q-dog. Stick to your guns girlie. If you want a nice funny guy that is a hottie then you shouldn't settle for any less. At least you KNOW what you want. That said I have 3 puppies because I pretty much agree with you. At least you can keep looking if you want after you get your puppy. When i get there will you rub my belly and tickle behind mt earYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yoink 321 #11 September 30, 2004 Quote Someone get me a puppy soon! you know the best way to get a puppy.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #12 September 30, 2004 QuoteQuote Someone get me a puppy soon! you know the best way to get a puppy.... That just makes puppies... the puppies made are not necessarily slated to go to anyone in particular... Scott ------------------------------------------------------------Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #13 September 30, 2004 Quote ...So my chances of finding a good guy that's funny are slim... add in hot and I'm pretty much SOL. .... Rats! Burst my bubble! I like to think I'm a good guy but Funny I have to work at and Hot I gave up on years ago so I guess that pretty much eliminates me, eh? PS: I will roll over and let you rub my belly, though.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blueskyserenity 0 #14 September 30, 2004 QuoteQuoteYes, I think you've defined your problem well . . . you're too picky. Go for the puppy. That is such bull Q-dog. Stick to your guns girlie. If you want a nice funny guy that is a hottie then you shouldn't settle for any less. At least you KNOW what you want. That said I have 3 puppies because I pretty much agree with you. At least you can keep looking if you want after you get your puppy. I love you Mouth!! Yeah, what she said. When you find him see if he has a brother!!!I like coconuts. You can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #15 September 30, 2004 I'm a good guy that looks funny, and I'm pretty hot when it's 90+ degrees outside. Multi-talented too. Can juggle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #16 September 30, 2004 My sigline says "will never settle" for a reason. The kinda guy you're looking for does indeed exist...trust me, i know. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gjhdiver 0 #17 September 30, 2004 QuoteOnly about a third of all people are good. About a quarter of the third of people that are really good are actually funny. So my chances of finding a good guy that's funny are slim... add in hot and I'm pretty much SOL. Dammit. Someone get me a puppy soon! I understand your problem. There are so few of us left. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #18 September 30, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteYes, I think you've defined your problem well . . . you're too picky. Go for the puppy. That is such bull Q-dog. Stick to your guns girlie. If you want a nice funny guy that is a hottie then you shouldn't settle for any less. At least you KNOW what you want. That said I have 3 puppies because I pretty much agree with you. At least you can keep looking if you want after you get your puppy. I love you Mouth!! Yeah, what she said. When you find him see if he has a brother!!! Brother, heck, see if he is a triplet. I guess that totally blows it for us. Here puppy. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #19 September 30, 2004 We've met, you had your chance. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InflightSupv 0 #20 September 30, 2004 QuoteOnly about a third of all people are good. About a quarter of the third of people that are really good are actually funny. So my chances of finding a good guy that's funny are slim... add in hot and I'm pretty much SOL. Dammit. Someone get me a puppy soon! Keep working on you. Doing all the things that you love, want to do, and such. Things that make you feel more complete and happy. Then when "he" comes along, you will be so appealing to him and he won't be able to resist. You know what "they" always say, "you find someone as soon as you stop looking for them." Anyway, worst case scenario is that you're truly living in the meantime and happy. BTW who are "they" people??? Ps. I started working as a flight attendant 10 years ago for the same reason that you are frustrated in SFO. All the guys are gay. As a guy, it was a great thing to be working with hotties all the time on the road away from everyone. All the guys are gay so theres not any competion. I guess it depends on which side of the fence you are on. You need to go to alaska where the odds are more in your favor. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blueskyserenity 0 #21 September 30, 2004 Quote Brother, heck, see if he is a triplet. I guess that totally blows it for us. Here puppy. I read that totally differently. Triplets, me, you and GFD blowing? DAMN. Good visuals anyway!!I like coconuts. You can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ematteo 0 #22 September 30, 2004 QuoteYou need to go to alaska where the odds are more in your favor. Alaska, where the odds are good, and the goods are odd. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kramer 0 #23 September 30, 2004 QuoteI just want a hot funny guy that's good. How about a disproportional dorky immature college student?!? The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #24 September 30, 2004 QuoteI understand your problem. There are so few of us left. Yeah, you're one of a kind Gareth.[rolling eyes smiley]---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #25 September 30, 2004 QuoteHow about a disproportional dorky immature college student?!? Dude, we are engaged. Quit hitting on other women!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
