bshl 0 #1 September 30, 2004 Just a few... Blue skies and happy landings! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #2 September 30, 2004 QuoteWhat's the difference in a musician and a 14-inch pizza? A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four. That was pretty funny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #3 September 30, 2004 what do you call a guy who hangs out with muscians? THE DRUMMER We used to bust our drummers balls. that was a classic one linerMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #4 September 30, 2004 Whats the difference between a band and a bull? The bull has the horns in the front and the ass in the rear. How do you get two oboes to play in tune? Shoot one.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #5 September 30, 2004 What do you call a drummer without a g/f? Homeless. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tailgate 0 #6 September 30, 2004 Difference between a sax and a chainsaw - with a screwdriver you can tune a chainsaw. What do trumpet players use as birth control: their personalities trombones : never trust anyone whose instrument changes it's shape while being played what's the difference between an oboe and an onion - no one cries when you cut up an oboe.. what do you call an optimist: a trombone player with a beeper _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #7 September 30, 2004 what do you call an optimist: a trombone player with a beeper ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Oh, that's COLD!!! ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tailgate 0 #8 September 30, 2004 LOL ..... And that'what I did for a living fo a loooong time. never had a beeper though. Too much of a realist. _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #9 September 30, 2004 no jokes about guitarists? i guess we're just too cool to be made fun of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tailgate 0 #10 September 30, 2004 Quoteno jokes about guitarists? i guess we're just too cool to be made fun of What do you call a guitarist who looses his girlfriend .....homeless. How do you get a guitar player to turn down, put sheet music in front of him. How do you get him to quit playing, ... put notes on it. ( tab doesn't count ) _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #11 September 30, 2004 How many guitar players does it take to cover a Stevie Ray Vaughn tune? Evidently all of them. (Or is that only funny in Austin?) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tailgate 0 #12 September 30, 2004 Quoteno jokes about guitarists? i guess we're just too cool to be made fun of How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb.........11 ..... 1 to change the bulb and 10 to talk about how Stevie Ray Vaughn would have done it. How many critics does it take to change the same bulb ..... well they can't really do it , but they know when it's been done right. And not to discriminate against lead trumpet players ..... what is a lead trumpet player's handshake ..... " Hi, ... I'm better than you" _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #13 October 1, 2004 What does a stripper do with her asshole before she goes to work? Drops him off at band practice. ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #14 October 1, 2004 Old musicians never die, they just drift from bar to bar.. From the Wizard of Id Bartender to drunk: "Man, business is terrible" Drunk to Bartender; "you should hire a band" Bartender; " you think that would help?" Drunk to bartender; "yea, they drink like fish"skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
