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peacefuljeffrey

Funny stuff from newspaper ads

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I work in the advertising department of a newspaper, proofreading the ads before they are released to print.

We come across some funny stuff, bad wordings, misspellings, etc. Most of the time, we catch them. These didn't necessarily run in the paper, but they were found by proofreaders in my department. I thought they'd be good for a chuckle.

- Restaurant offers fun, first-rate fate

- Home maliciously maintained

- Estate has lushes garden

- Ambience permeates throughout this home

- Understated elegance abounds throughout this house

- For all those mothers who need nutering (this was to run in a Mother's Day ad, supposed to say "nurturing")

- A winding lake (???)

- A calm and serene waterfall

- 4bd/4ba w/mother-in-law

- Chilled Crapmeat Salad

- Grandness permeates thru home

- Room over garage is fit for animals or mother-in-law!

- Coiffured ceilings

- rod iorn furniture

- 2 yrs new builders loaded

- charm exudes from the master bedroom

- dungenous crabs

- We Do It In Days, Not Hours

- Baked Stuff Shrimp

- You might catch yourself sleeping

:)-Jeffrey
-Jeffrey
"With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

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