Best Blonde Joke of the Year - So Far

[Cornholio 0]

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond
female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it then slammed it shut &stormed back into the house.

A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and
again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house
she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came again,
marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder
than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is!"

My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."

Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast!
Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool!
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[katiebear21 0]

Matt, the ice is VERY thin where you're walking right now!

Katie
Get your PMS glass necklace here

[Cornholio 0]

Whoo Me ??

Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast!
Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool!
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[JohnMitchell 16]

Can't wait to tell my wife, the Ultimate Blonde.

[adamjenner 0]

hAhahaha

now that's a good blonde joke! the best one i ever heard. then again the title of the thread is "best blonde joke"

[bshl 0]

What do you call a blonde with an IQ of 153?

A golden retriever...

Blue skies and happy landings!

[sunshine 2]

Haha, thats awesome corn. I love blonde jokes. I also love being able to blame my stupid behavior on being a blonde.

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[headoverheels 334]

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Matt, the ice is VERY thin where you're walking right now!

Why, were you doing the same thing?

[girlygirl 0]

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What do you call a blonde with an IQ of 153?

A golden retriever...

Why are most blonde jokes one liners?

So men can understand them.

[Tailgate 0]

I have heard ....
Why are there blonde jokes .... so brunettes can have something to do on Saturday night. .... Like I said, I have heard, just passing it along.

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[Judit 0]

I've got one too, just heard it. (I hope it'll make sence it's been translated)

Blond woman takes her crashed car into the garage to have it fixed. The mechanic tells her to go home, stick a pipe in and blow into the pipe until the air pops all the dents out.
She goes home, does as she's told when her also blond boyfriend walks into the garage.
-What are you doing? he asks
- I'm blowing the dents out of the bodywork.
-You stupid bitch, pull the windows up otherwise the air will escape!!!

Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping

[sum1mom 0]

I don't get it
I've been having the same problem with my mailbox.

[freethefly 6]

Two blondes were taking a walk one day when one stopped and looked down. "Look, tracks. I wonder what kind of tracks they are?" the first blonde said. The second blonde took a look and stated that they were deer tracks. Blonde #1 disagreed and proclaimed that they were bear tracks.
They were still arguing when they were hit by the train 30 minutes later.

For you blondes, they were railroad tracks.

"...And once you're gone, you can't come back
When you're out of the blue and into the black."
Neil Young