jumperconway 0 #1 September 30, 2004 1. Create a "new folder" on your computer. 2. Name it "John Kerry". 3. Send it to the trash folder. 4. Empty the trash folder. 5. Your computer will ask you: "Do you really want to get rid of "John Kerry"? 6. Answer calmly, "Yes", and press the mouse button firmly..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #2 September 30, 2004 Scratch off the label on your Heinz Ketchup. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougiefresh 0 #3 September 30, 2004 I give this thread 5 minutes before it gets sent to Speaker's aka yell-and-argue-for-the-sake-of-it-without-ever-accomplishing-anything-or-convincing-anyone Corner.Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumperconway 0 #4 September 30, 2004 QuoteScratch off the label on your Heinz Ketchup. John, I would have to buy Heinz Ketchup first..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #5 September 30, 2004 That's freak'n hilarious!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #6 September 30, 2004 Sorry, but A). This goes in SC, and B) Turtle posted it first. And I think I had a nice comeback in his thread. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumperconway 0 #7 September 30, 2004 QuoteI give this thread 5 minutes before it gets sent to Speaker's aka yell-and-argue-for-the-sake-of-it-without-ever-accomplishing-anything-or-convincing-anyone Corner. Dude, it's a joke! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougiefresh 0 #8 September 30, 2004 The greenies work in mysterious ways, my friend. You know there's gonna be someone who makes this into a debate, sometimes it seems like they're 3 deep on this board.Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #9 September 30, 2004 QuoteSorry, but A). This goes in SC, and B) Turtle posted it first. And I think I had a nice comeback in his thread. Self delusional agian, eh Kel?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #10 September 30, 2004 No, you just don't get Excel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #11 October 1, 2004 I'd name the folder, "all that John Kerry stands for, and any legislation he ever got passed." -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WFFC 1 #12 October 1, 2004 Should it be the 'Kerry_Bush' folder? That way, we can delete them both and get a better choice? that would be the joke...the single name usage is a political statement.----- ~~~Michael Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #13 October 1, 2004 QuoteQuoteScratch off the label on your Heinz Ketchup. John, I would have to buy Heinz Ketchup first..... Well, it is an *old* bottle... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites