captain1 0 #1 October 1, 2004 I don't know. There must be some underlying reason. Maybe because it makes you feeellll goooood after sex, or dinner, or a beer. Is it a physical addiction or a mental attraction or both? Help me out on this post. I will return after my 5 minute cigarette break. I need input and another puff. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #2 October 1, 2004 Its great for people who like to do things by themselves. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #3 October 1, 2004 I hope we're not paying into the same health insurance plan. I'd hate to subsidize your cancer treatment... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #4 October 1, 2004 QuoteI don't know. There must be some underlying reason. Maybe because it makes you feeellll goooood after sex Um, more sex is usually what makes me feel good after sex. Either that, or some cuddling and making out. Or a good meal. Definitely not burning stinking tobacco fumes. -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
captain1 0 #5 October 1, 2004 [Its great for people who like to do things by themselves] Once in a while I masturbate by myself and then smoke a cigarette. Doesn't make it great. That is the smoking I mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
captain1 0 #6 October 1, 2004 No need to worry. I actually hate smoking and am working on quitting again. It is a never ending battle. Smoke 3 years, don't smoke 3 years, back and forth, back and forth. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
captain1 0 #7 October 1, 2004 [Definitely not burning stinking tobacco fumes] Red mans revenge. However, before tobacco was commercialized, smoking was a significant event of importance among the orignal Americans. To partake in it was an honor and thus was never abused. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pleifer 0 #8 October 1, 2004 QuoteI hope we're not paying into the same health insurance plan. I'd hate to subsidize your cancer treatment... here is the summery of a Study where they actually concluded that smoking saves governments money, mainly because of the shortend life span... http://www.mindfully.org/Industry/Philip-Morris-Czech-Study.htm Yea, don't flog me, I just think it is an interesting perspective... and no I don't think smoking is a good thing because of this.... _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gordy 0 #9 October 1, 2004 You don't like doing things by yourself? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #10 October 1, 2004 QuoteYou don't like doing things by yourself? I wouldnt want to *have* to do things by myself because I stink like smoke and nobody wants to be near me. So.. I dont smoke. (but I see where you were going with that.. nice try.. ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #11 October 1, 2004 On captain's historical perspective.... tobacco was the cash crop that kept most early colonists alive. It was a big hit in France, England and Portugal with which the colonies did business (until cultivation in central and south america was established). After the Revolutionary period, tobacco and the excise taxes on it were still important after the Revolutionary period, which was paying most of the US debt before the US become insolvent in the War of 1812. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gordy 0 #12 October 1, 2004 Quote(but I see where you were going with that.. nice try.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #14 October 1, 2004 QuoteWhy smoking rules. 1) Looks super-cool when you do it. 2) Supports the hard-working tobacco farmers. 3) In case of a toy emergency, an un-lit cigarette will entertain a toddler for at least 15 minutes. 4) You always have a lighter , in case you get stranded somewhere and have to light a fire, or an M-80. 5) Can be used as an emergency tampon. 6) Gives 1950s-era hooligans something to roll up in the t-shirt sleeve (this practice has pretty much faded away). 7) Is a pre-requisite before moving on to hard drugs (according to some researchers). 8) Provides the minimum daily requirements for tar in your diet. Why would anyone NOT smoke ? Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OnYourBack 0 #15 October 1, 2004 I agree with all of PLFKing's post and the 1 in 3 odds aren't that bad. I wonder if more would skydive if the odds were that good? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #16 October 1, 2004 it's both mental and physical. your body needs the nicotine and then you smoke. if you didn't smoke then you'd be okay. like just if you get a craving just don't have a smoke. it's all in your head really. that's how i quit before i just told myself not to buy any smokes and to not steal any from dad. and it worked. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #17 October 1, 2004 QuoteQuoteWhy smoking rules. 1) Looks super-cool when you do it. Wrong! 2) Supports the hard-working tobacco farmers. they don't last anyway, there all smokers 3) In case of a toy emergency, an un-lit cigarette will entertain a toddler for at least 15 minutes. ewe! 4) You always have a lighter , in case you get stranded somewhere and have to light a fire, or an M-80. you can always carry a lighter even if you don't smoke 5) Can be used as an emergency tampon. Okay, that just wouldn't work 6) Gives 1950s-era hooligans something to roll up in the t-shirt sleeve (this practice has pretty much faded away).?? 7) Is a pre-requisite before moving on to hard drugs (according to some researchers).OMG! thats so Lame! 8) Provides the minimum daily requirements for tar in your diet.Not a requirement...HA! Why would anyone NOT smoke ?You're funny! Don_______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #18 October 1, 2004 QuoteNerd! Well ya know... the tobacco and the potato thing did give our great great great great ancestors something to do (besides churn butter and complain about "Great" Britain) ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #19 October 1, 2004 QuoteQuoteNerd! Well ya know... the tobacco and the potato thing did give our great great great great ancestors something to do (besides churn butter and complain about "Great" Britain) That doesnt mean youre not still a nerd. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #20 October 1, 2004 At least I'm a sexy nerd. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #21 October 1, 2004 Geez .. you post a few naked shower pics, get all sorts of female attention wanting more and more and more.. and you get the big ol sexy head.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #22 October 1, 2004 Quote5) Can be used as an emergency tampon. Bwahahaha...for maybe 20 seconds! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #23 October 1, 2004 Smokers suck Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #24 October 2, 2004 ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lightningbugirl 0 #25 October 2, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteWhy smoking rules. 1) Looks super-cool when you do it. Wrong! 2) Supports the hard-working tobacco farmers. they don't last anyway, there all smokers 3) In case of a toy emergency, an un-lit cigarette will entertain a toddler for at least 15 minutes. ewe! 4) You always have a lighter , in case you get stranded somewhere and have to light a fire, or an M-80. you can always carry a lighter even if you don't smoke 5) Can be used as an emergency tampon. Okay, that just wouldn't work 6) Gives 1950s-era hooligans something to roll up in the t-shirt sleeve (this practice has pretty much faded away).?? 7) Is a pre-requisite before moving on to hard drugs (according to some researchers).OMG! thats so Lame! 8) Provides the minimum daily requirements for tar in your diet.Not a requirement...HA! Why would anyone NOT smoke ?You're funny! Don #5 is just gross Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
