turtlespeed 226 #26 September 30, 2004 Just thought this would be a fun thread to ressurect. Me - I was doing a door exit on a Tandem video . . . lost my grip and . . . well, I fell off. i don't think I have ever cussed that much in my life. I was pretty embarrassed.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windcatcher 0 #27 September 30, 2004 I ripped a hole in the back of my rented jumpsuit, near the butt, and you could clearly see my SHEER undies!!! Plus, I farted in the plane...yeah, I'll admit it, I'm not proud of it but the good thing about being a girl and accidentally "letting" one go in the plane is they usually suspect a guy first! It was just me, my instructor and the pilot, pilot says, "Spanky!" I told him, it wasn't Spanky...it was me! Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #28 September 30, 2004 QuoteI ripped a hole in the back of my rented jumpsuit, near the butt, and you could clearly see my SHEER undies!!! Plus, I farted in the plane...yeah, I'll admit it, I'm not proud of it but the good thing about being a girl and accidentally "letting" one go in the plane is they usually suspect a guy first! It was just me, my instructor and the pilot, pilot says, "Spanky!" I told him, it wasn't Spanky...it was me! fart rules - #23 If someone else is getting the blame - the amount of admission you put forth is directly proportionate to how it rates on the "Good One" scale.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brits17 0 #29 September 30, 2004 4 way HD, skills camp 2 years ago. Slot perfect, simple round, no grips. It was the end of the day and when I was first going HD, I wouldn't realize it, but I'd get tired and hence lazy legs. I come haulin in pretty fast to the already 2 way. I absolutely nail Zennie in the back. I'm caught redhanded from 4 different video angles. Terribly embarrassing, and extremely humorous looks on people's faces. Its even worthy enough to go on the Brit follies section on Team Hold my Beer's 1st season demo video. So awesomely radical. _______________________ aerialkinetics.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #30 September 30, 2004 Silly me - I would have thought it was the posted pic for a few days ago. Red is nice.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ncrowe 0 #31 September 30, 2004 The company I use to work was having their national meeting down in Miami, FL. Well this is my first "big" meeting and business suit is required for the award banquet. I didn't own one at the time so I borrowed one from my sisters boyfriend's suits. The meeting starts on monday and goes through wednesday, the friday before I have all 4 wisdom teeth removed. Welp come wednesday were having our big award deal and theres probably 1,000 people seated in a a huge meeting room. You get sat randomly with people from different areas to enocurage people to network etc etc. Welp it had been about 4 days since my oral surgery and I figure I can handle eating a solid meal, let me take this time to say I was still on pain killers and working on getting pretty drunk. Welp I'm sitting there chewing my food carefully and drinking some wine, next thing I know I have a little trouble swallowing. No biggie , i'll have a little water ..well the water tries to go down but ends up comming right back out my nose. OK, I realise i'm in trouble , I cant breathe , I cant swallow , I get up and run out of the meeting room to try and make it to the bathroom. I get out the door and stumble about 3 steps before I barf all over the floor, no trash can or nothing just the turkey roll that had once been in my stomach all over the floor right in front of the door. Well lucky for me they let everyone out for a 5 minute break as this was happening so the whole company gets to see the previous contents on my stomach all over the floor. Luckily one of the guys I knew saw what happened and got me to the bathroom to get cleaned up, clean barf off my tie etc. Welp as i'm in thinking it couldnt get any worse I turn around and see that somehow I ripped a huge hole in the seat of the pants on my borrowed business suit. Needles to say , not a very successful first "big" business meeting. "Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ncrowe 0 #32 September 30, 2004 Come on people I wanna hear more "Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #33 September 30, 2004 Quote...Plus, I farted in the plane... Women don't fart, they POOT. Mine: Big Army soldier in uniform flying (first flight) to CA to go to Viet Nam....puked all over myself, the seat and the passenger next to me....heap big soldier, eh?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #34 September 30, 2004 I don't find it too embarrassing anymore, but you need to put yourself in the "teenage" frame of mind. Imagine how this would have felt at age 17: I'm on a pseudo-first-date with a friend-maybe-thinking-about-being-more-than-friends type chick. We did the usual teenage date stuff for my small town (it was a triple date) everybody goes to dinner, hits a movie, then we hung out at one of the home of one of our buddies for a while. So it's time to roll to get her home on time and just because she's a sweet girl she calls home to check in. Parents say watch the roads because it's getting really foggy. Funny, it was clear as a bell where we were. On the way to her place the air turned into the thickest soup I have ever seen. A <30 minute drive took over an hour and a half, doing like 20 mph the whole way. Naturally, I get my date back to her place WAAAAAAY past her curfew. Well, daddy was asleep and mommy was just waiting for us to get home, and they HAD talked to us and knew about the fog, so they sort of understood. So, we "say" goodnight and I roll towards home... about 100 feet from her driveway I miss a turn because of the fog and get COMPLETELY mired in a ditch. I had to get her DAD out of BED at almost 2:00 AM to pull the car out of the ditch. Wow, he was nice but it was obvious he was PISSED. Elvisio "mud runner" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
girlygirl 0 #35 October 1, 2004 Quote Come on people I wanna hear more _______________________________________________ ok, here goes... years ago I brought a boy home from a date and we had a coffee, talked for awhile and during our first little makeout session he excused himself to go to lav---unbeknownst to me my male roommate had left me a firewood sized surprise in the throne. He excused himself like 2 min. later & couldn't figure out what turned him off so fast until I went in there myself & experience the 'aged brown cloud' effect... I see him and he runs to this day....--I swear to GOD it wasn't me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #36 October 1, 2004 shit happens Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #38 October 1, 2004 Quote Just as they cut away his parents walk into the kitchen to find thier loving son hanging by his shorts from the freezer door and all of the contents of the refrigerator spilled all over the floor. First, I have to say that I also read Lummy's story and was just dying with laughter, then I went on to read this one. I actually saw this episode and it was one of the funniest things that I have ever seen. Writing about it is not the same. The shock in his parent's voice as they walked in on their young, pudgy son screaming in fright and perilously hanging upside down, arms flailing wildly, barely hanging on from the very edge of his stetched out undies (which revealed more than just a little plumber's crack from all his weight) and suspended from the slanted fridge, which looked about to fall over completely with food just POURING out of it...well, it was just PRICELESS!!! "(audible gasps) OH MY GOD...JIMMY!!! (or whatever his name was) WHAT ARE YOU DOOOOING???" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingJ 0 #39 October 1, 2004 Wow - have to go back to 5th grade for that. Back in Ms. Opie's class, seated in the far corner, I let fly the most horrendous "silent-but-deadly" that man has ever smelled. The smell moved so quickly through the closed up classroom that nobody ever knew who did it, but the teacher did decide about two hours early that it was time for us to have recess outside. I'd never seen her open the windows in the classroom either. Even though nobody knew it was me I dreaded for years ever farting in class again for fear of it being that bad and someone knowing it was me! Kind of a shame. Now I'd probably try to take credit for it! Funny how things change!Killing threads since 2004. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brits17 0 #40 October 1, 2004 QuoteSilly me - I would have thought it was the posted pic for a few days ago. Red is nice. So, are you saying I should be embarrassed? Anyway, well thats just my most embarrassing skydiving moment. There's been far worse _______________________ aerialkinetics.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #41 October 1, 2004 Oh GOD, grade school. Read as: Boner Hell. Still young enough that I'm trying to figure out what the FUCK is going on to cause these things to happen, and all I know is that he's poppin' his head up to say "hi" all the fuckin' time... "No ma'am I'd prefer not to change classes at the moment, I'll just sit through the next group's math class as well to make sure I understand how to multiply fractions very well." Elvisio "needed anti-viagra" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lightningbugirl 0 #42 October 1, 2004 Ladies, ever reach back to locate pull and get a BIG smile from the male jumper sitting behind you? Whoops! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windcatcher 0 #43 October 1, 2004 okay, I have another one, airplane related. My little sister's boyfriend at the time, my sis, my mom and me were all taking a nice plane ride in a 4-seater Cessna and when Justin did his touch-downs before landing I was starting to get queasy. On the second touchdown I knew I was gonna chuck it, so I simply grabbed the barf bag in front of me and puked into it. No prob, right? Well, then I absentmindedly set the bag down in between my mom and me, and ya, you can guess what happened next...it tipped over, spilling my barf all over the side of me, the seat and my mom. It was actually kinda funny, yet embarassing, first time I ever got sick from aircraft. But it just proves I'm not supposed to land with the plane... Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #44 October 1, 2004 QuoteI ripped a hole in the back of my rented jumpsuit, near the butt, and you could clearly see my SHEER undies!!! Gives new insight into the possible origins of your username! LOL -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #45 October 1, 2004 I would have to say it was when I was 14 years old, the first time I got drunk with a bunch of (oooh-ahhh, I was in 9th grade so I felt like King Shit) HIGH SCHOOL cheerleaders (on Annie Green Springs Apricot Splash, no less)... The evenings highlights included not getting on a shuttle bus to take me home because it was .65 cents exact change and all I had was a dollar bill (I thought they wouldn't let me on, so I walked 30 blocks home), and wiping my ass with my sock. 'Nuff said."I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #46 October 1, 2004 QuoteQuoteSilly me - I would have thought it was the posted pic for a few days ago. Red is nice. So, are you saying I should be embarrassed? Anyway, well thats just my most embarrassing skydiving moment. There's been far worse No - I think you should post much more - Just so we can be sure.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tonto 1 #47 October 1, 2004 I got out 2 miles early over mMabatho military airport (across the runway from the civvy airport) on a night dive. Landed in the base and had to "restrain" a guard while explaining I wasn't a bad guy. Felt like James Bond hitting the ground and cutting away as I sprinted for the shadow of the hangar... tIt's the year of the Pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caz 0 #48 October 1, 2004 I was about 17 at the time, walked into a local large chemists store and as I went through the door I tripped. And instead of just falling in a heap and getting it over and done with I thought no, I can recover this, so went into a run with the plan that if I picked up enough speed I could get my legs back under my body and stop myself from falling over. Well that didn't quite go to plan, and I ended up running and picking up speed down the entire aisle of the shop before I ran out of runway and collided with a makeup counter at the end and fell backwards in a heap covered in bits of makeup. My friend who I was with and loads of shop assistants came rushing over thinking I'd broken something, but no, I was fine, so I just picked myself up, brushed all the mess of lipsticks etc off myself and calmly walked out the shop. Needless to say I've never been back in that shop since, and hide my face everytime I have to go past the door, and that was 8 years ago! The fun they must have got from the security camera I can only imagine! ~~~ London Skydivers ~~~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Judit 0 #49 October 1, 2004 I was doing Ferrari briefings at Silverstone all day. 3 of my briefed groups were on the activity (60 drivers + guests), first group driving Peugeots, second group driving Lotus Elises and the third group driving Ferraris. I already finished for the day so I was chatting to the customers about driving. One of my colleagues told me that there was an empty slot on the Ferraris so let's go out on track to play for a session. We jumped in a Ferrari 355, which has a very low seat (I'm 5'2") and I could barely see out of the car. I pulled away and hit the cone in front of the car ( I couldn't see it) obviously with 60+ people watching and laughing their heads off. I was soooo embarrassed that I didn't even stop to take the cone out from underneath the car until I got to the other side of the barrier. Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tonto 1 #50 October 1, 2004 Wooooo! Just stopped laughing! That was a cool story! Thanks! tIt's the year of the Pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
