ladyskydiver 0 #1 October 4, 2004 Got this sent to me in an email. Haven't seen it here so I thought I'd post it. ***** You may not know that many non-living things have a gender. For example: 1. Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2. Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. 3. Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated. 4. Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. 5. Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part. 6. Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on. 7. Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick up people. 8. Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. 9. Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around. 10. Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.....Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windcatcher 0 #2 October 4, 2004 Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated. heheheheh, all you guys on here, I could be a bald middle aged man and you'd NEVER know! AHHHHAHAHA!!! oh ladyskydiver, thanks for makin me laugh w/ the list, sooooo true. Also, men are like tea kettles, hot and steamy, done in 2 minutes!!! Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #3 October 4, 2004 I sense a "tense-ness" in your post. You just need a good man to complete your life and make you happy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #4 October 5, 2004 bwahahaha - It was a man that sent it to me. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
