Throwers don't worry about ticking because modern bombs don't tick. But when a package vibrates...

[lifewithoutanet 0]

"Of course, in the event of a dildo it is company policy to use the indefinite article 'a dildo', never '*your*...dildo'."
-C.

[peregrinerose 0]

'she said in retrospect that the device sounded exactly like a vibrator...'

Poor her for using that quote, now everyone knows more about her personal life than she probably intended for them to know!!

Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda

[VanillaSkyGirl 6]

The Fight Club...you were quoting right?

[Rebecca 0]

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The Fight Club...you were quoting right?

Indeed he was!!

Why anyone, in this day and age, would risk packing their vibrator for a temporary trip, is just beyond me.
That's why you should never get too used to having 'help', so you can still 'take it on the road' without anything but your own two hands.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[champu 1]

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'she said in retrospect that the device sounded exactly like a vibrator...'

-Lynne Bryant, vibrator connoisseur

[tigra 0]

Really, all she/ he needed to do was remove the batteries!

[peregrinerose 0]

Wouldn't it be funny if the Croc Hunter was the next person in line...

"croike!! get a load of that big one!"

Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda

[freeflir29 0]

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Poor her for using that quote

Well....she isn't near as bad off as that poor woman who proclaimed that the substance her Dentist was putting in her mouth smelled and tasted like semen.