SuperKat 0 #1 October 4, 2004 Romanian mistakenly cuts off penis, dog eats it 04 Oct 2004 13:52:15 GMT Source: Reuters BUCHAREST, Oct 4 (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said on Monday. It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night. "I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it." Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger. What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peregrinerose 0 #2 October 4, 2004 I wonder if his dick had feathers that he could mistake it for a chicken?? And why would he be holding a chicken that close to the goods to kill it? Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #3 October 4, 2004 I call bullshit. There is just NO way anyone could be THAT retarded. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #4 October 4, 2004 BS or not - Darwin works in mysterious ways.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #5 October 4, 2004 Quote... to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night. That pesky Chicken must have been runnin' around like a dick with it's head cut off My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougiefresh 0 #6 October 4, 2004 Good one.Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #7 October 4, 2004 BS......this guy probably covered his wang in peanut butter and was getting a cheap, and sick, thrill. Dog gave him what he deserved Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chuckbrown 0 #8 October 4, 2004 Seems to me the guy would have had better luck choking the chicken. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #9 October 4, 2004 Everyone is so critical. Isn't this really a mistake that could happen to anyone? How many times have you been running around in your underwear with a hatchet and made a life-altering mistake? Admit it, dozens. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #10 October 4, 2004 QuoteBS or not - Darwin works in mysterious ways. At 67 years of age, he has passed the point where this would be considered Darwinism. For it to be Darwinism, he'd have to have died or become sterile before reaching breeding age. I think this is a bullshit story too. The guy may have cut off his own penis, but if he did, I suspect that it was due to some whacked-out sexual fantasy thing, and then he just tried to say it was an honest mistake. Very implausible cover story, old dude. -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
markd_nscr986 0 #11 October 4, 2004 They must be "tiny" in Romania...... be more like a big "turkey neck" if you ask me but on the positive side at least he wont have to worry about "erectile dysfunction"Marc SCR 6046 SCS 3004 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mardigrasbob 0 #12 October 4, 2004 Chicken!? Probably a cock er I mean rooster. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CieloDiosa 0 #13 October 4, 2004 wow i REALLY misread/understood that for a min i thought that said: "Birdman mistakenly cuts off penis, dog eats it" and i was like wow he went to cut away and he cut his penis off instead ~boogie ho!! pull before impact! L.A.S.T#14, PMS #309, Ci EL O DI O SA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Morcyk 0 #14 October 4, 2004 I think we're all missing the bigger picture here. And that is... what the hell was the poster looking for when he "stumbled" on this little gem? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #15 October 5, 2004 QuoteEveryone is so critical. Isn't this really a mistake that could happen to anyone? How many times have you been running around in your underwear with a hatchet and made a life-altering mistake? Admit it, dozens. I'd have to agree with Bill on this one. One night, I rushed out of the house naked to kill a noisy python, and almost made the same tragic mistake. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #16 October 5, 2004 QuoteBS......this guy probably covered his wang in peanut butter and was getting a cheap, and sick, thrill. Dog gave him what he deserved I think you're on the right track, but I'm pretty sure he's just a chicken fucker. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D22369 0 #17 October 5, 2004 I'd have to agree with Bill on this one. One night, I rushed out of the house naked to kill a noisy python, and almost made the same tragic mistake. *** BWAAAAAHAAAAA...........ummmmmm, noisy ???.... RoyThey say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
