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TheAnvil's BELLY IS MINE!

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WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?>:(

He says you are neglecting the belly...Lany, you are asking for it...

The belly cannot be neglected, it must have regular rubs...IT'S MINE!

You want it...you gotta fight for it, honey!


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WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?>:(

He says you are neglecting the belly...Lany, you are asking for it...

The belly cannot be neglected, it must have regular rubs...IT'S MINE!

You want it...you gotta fight for it, honey!


~R+R:)...



Okay watch out turtlespeed! Let me at her!!... I'm gonna kick your intruding little butt away from the vinny boy! ... He also wants me to feed him grapes while I rub his belly! Did he ask you for that task??. Huh? did he??... No, I thought not... >:( ... by the way your avatar picture looks funny! :|
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Well, at least I don't have white chipmunk teeth...and he wants me to send him "bath salts"...I guess salt is more important than grapes...:P...Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

Little missy...put up those puny dukes damnit! (And Turtle stay out of this...I'm not referring to the Dukes of Hazard damnit!:D:ph34r::D)

You are just too afraid to be put in color...that's what scares you dearie!>:(


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Ladies, Ladies, Ladies...

If you're gonna fight...

Get naked and get in the Jello pool... B|



And - and - you have to do 3 jello shots after every 30 second round.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Don't call me missy! >:( I'm not afraid to start sharing those nasty PM's you know... What the hell are those little squigley lines seperating your sig line? And who the hell is "SPAZ #3"? yeah that must be you, cause you are spazing if you think vinny wants your belly rubs over mine!...
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Don't call me missy! >:( I'm not afraid to start sharing those nasty PM's you know... What the hell are those little squigley lines seperating your sig line? And who the hell is "SPAZ #3"? yeah that must be you, cause you are spazing if you think vinny wants your belly rubs over mine!...



SAY WHAT!?!>:( I'll call you missy, Little Miss, Miss Meanie...or whatever the hell I wanna say!>:( I be spazzin' but only to beat your butt! Vinny has a belly with my name on it...!:o You just don't know how to rub it the right way...:ph34r:...So ha...!

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Ladies, Ladies, Ladies...

If you're gonna fight...

Get naked and get in the Jello pool... B|



And - and - you have to do 3 jello shots after every 30 second round.




These rounds will last more than 30 seconds...make them 30 minutes...and you're on!;)


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Don't call me missy! >:( I'm not afraid to start sharing those nasty PM's you know... What the hell are those little squigley lines seperating your sig line? And who the hell is "SPAZ #3"? yeah that must be you, cause you are spazing if you think vinny wants your belly rubs over mine!...



SAY WHAT!?!>:( I'll call you missy, Little Miss, Miss Meanie...or whatever the hell I wanna say!>:( I be spazzin' but only to beat your butt! Vinny has a belly with my name on it...!:o You just don't know how to rub it the right way...:ph34r:...So ha...!

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Oh I rub things the right way alright!! ... OH! the DRAMA!! :S ... did you not get laid recently or something?? BACK OFF THEANVIL BIOTCH!! >:( ... Yeah!! thats right!! ... thats what I called you.. a B-I-O-T-C-H BIOTCH!! >:(
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What DID YOU CALL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:o

A BIOTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:o>:(

Ooooooooooooooooooh...you're just jealous 'cause my pimpin' services are in high demand...!B|

I think we all know who the BIOTCH is...with a capital B...and it sure as hell isn't me!>:(

The belly calls my name...B|...and begs to be serviced...


~R+R:)...Rub until your heart's content...I still got the skills to make it happy....:P...
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What DID YOU CALL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:o

A BIOTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:o>:(

Ooooooooooooooooooh...you're just jealous 'cause my pimpin' services are in high demand...!B|

I think we all know who the BIOTCH is...with a capital B...and it sure as hell isn't me!>:(

The belly calls my name...B|...and begs to be serviced...


~R+R:)...Rub until your heart's content...I still got the skills to make it happy....:P...



Speaking of having the skills! I'm gonna share what you told me you do with that big furry thing in your avatar...You sicko! Isn't that animal abuse!??.. TheAnvil don't want somebody like you rubbing his belly... He don't know where your hands have been! I'll buy you a blow up belly! Just leave the real belly rubbing to the belly rubbing master!... thats ME of course! :P
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Exsqueeze me? Baking Powder?!?:S

The gorilla sure ain't complainin':P...and neither is Vinny...B|...

Honey, my middle name right behind Kinkmaster is RubMaster...I rub with the best of them...my rubs make the bellies keep commin' back for more...

TheAnvil appreciates my "experience" and likes my techniques...more than he can say for you...:P...


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Baking Powder?? :S Yeah! thats a real good insult coming from a stuffed gorilla molester! .... Where did you learn your insults from BlueLight Kmart clearance isle??
Here is some learing for you:
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

Big Sour Lemon Sucker!!
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Ladies, Ladies, Ladies...

If you're gonna fight...

Get naked and get in the Jello pool... B|



And - and - you have to do 3 jello shots after every 30 second round.




These rounds will last more than 30 seconds...make them 30 minutes...and you're on!;)


~R+R:)...:P...



maybe after the first 4 rounds then they can be 30 minutes.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Baking Powder?? :S Yeah! thats a real good insult coming from a stuffed gorilla molester! .... Where did you learn your insults from BlueLight Kmart clearance isle??
Here is some learing for you:
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

Big Sour Lemon Sucker!!




HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>:( You bombastic simpleton belly stealing, floor of a taxi-cab sniffing...beer swilling, wanna be belly-rubbin' extroadinaire...!

I have the skills baby, you are just all talk...! Yeah...I know how to suck...but you just blow!>:(:o


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Turtle, you just wanna see two nekkid chicks playing around in Jello...


It depends, what flavor?:ph34r:



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Yup.

What flavor y'all want?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Baking Powder?? :S Yeah! thats a real good insult coming from a stuffed gorilla molester! .... Where did you learn your insults from BlueLight Kmart clearance isle??
Here is some learing for you:
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

Big Sour Lemon Sucker!!




HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>:( You bombastic simpleton belly stealing, floor of a taxi-cab sniffing...beer swilling, wanna be belly-rubbin' extroadinaire...!

I have the skills baby, you are just all talk...! Yeah...I know how to suck...but you just blow!>:(:o


~R+R:)...



You pumpass little swine! Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental! Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home? Are your parents siblings? Have you considered suing your brains for non-support? ... these are just some things pondering me at the moment.
The Belly rubbing is mine! Anyone who would like a belly rub can come to me and get the belly rub of all belly rubs! I am the queen of rubbing (even rubbing bellies) so take your little fantasies and play with your blow up toys. :(
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You are just jealous...'cause I don't have to brag about my belly-rubbin' skills...B|...

And anyway...I can't help that you are resorting to 3 year old name calling techniques to try and prove that your belly rubs are better...


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You are just jealous...'cause I don't have to brag about my belly-rubbin' skills...B|...

And anyway...I can't help that you are resorting to 3 year old name calling techniques to try and prove that your belly rubs are better...


~R+R:)...



I can't help it!! ... you are trying to take away my belly rubbing rights! ... maybe turtlespeed and bolas were right! maybe we do haveta get naked in some jello!.. I am kinda hungry. :S
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