jumperconway 0 #1 October 5, 2004 An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with St.Peter at the pearly gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood-curdling screams. "Don't worry about that," says St. Peter, "it's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for wings." The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more blood-curdling screams. "Oh my goodness," says the old lady, "now what is happening?" "Not to worry," says St. Peter, "She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo." "I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm going to hell." "You can't go there," says St. Peter. "you'll be raped and sodomized." "Maybe so," says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes drilled for that." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustaBill 0 #2 October 5, 2004 That's a good one. Even my wife laughed out loud at that one ------------------------------------------------ I've done so much, with so little, for so long I'm now expected to do everything with nothing forever Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,150 #3 October 5, 2004 Groan!... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justaflygirl 0 #4 October 5, 2004 ROFLMAO.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
