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turtlespeed

Who would piss you off the most

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There is obviously hormones in the bourbon that I drink because I lose the ability to drive or make sense when speaking. You should remember those conversations in the dz.com tent well. I can't, but others do (and remind me often).




ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D:D:D I remember those conversations with a certain fondness...you made me laugh my ass off...and wonder how much more alcohol it would take to make you pass out and quit scaring off the chicks...:D:D:D:D:D:D:D...

You made me laugh though...and that's what's important...B|;)...

~R+R:)...I don't remember any manboobs...and I bared it all at the Jello Shot bar...so don't complain...:P...
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Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

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I spoke to one that said that if he woke up with breasts he would feel them and enjoy them......



Uh-oh... convict by my own words. I'd probably stay home and play with them. :D

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...he should have PMS too...AND have to shave his legs/pits/'bikini' area......



So you've seen the pictures? Halloween 2000. I came as a "hula-girl". Bikini top, grass skirt...
The one comment that I kept getting was, "Ya know, a bikini top and armpit hair are not good..."

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I'd be really pissed off if AggieDave was a greenie. That guy is a dick...atleast that's what people posted so it must be true.:P

Actually, I don't really care who becomes a greenie, as long as they're fair and understanding. Which all the greenies I've seen thus far have been.

I'm just happy in the fact that I'll never be asked to be a greenie.B|B|
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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I don't understand. That scale must be rigged. I am a bitch! I swear I am. Why won't anyone believe me?



You need to take lessons from bytch when she gets to CA.

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I vote other, for me. Why? Well, see my sig line, and pay close attention to the three letters before "#100". :D



prove it!!!:P
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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::gets out whip::...so is this what you mean by feisty?:ph34r:



~R+R:)...Do we have a winner?



turning the video camera on now.

ok all set - have at it.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Turtle, I wasn't even online during this poll. I have no idea what this poll is about or what you were discussing, but I'm definitely not surprised at the results after the incidents from a certain group of DZ.commers from several months ago.

I was at Perris with a lot of real-life skydivers from all over the US laughing about some of this online drama the other night. Yeah, I am not worried about DZ.com polls...like the "hottest DZ.commer" or "funniest DZ.commer" polls. Do you think that anyone in the real world gives a flying (lol) poop? Think about it. ;)

Whenever I am online the least, people begin threads that somehow involve me. What's up with that?

Edited: Believe it or not, I am finally going to bed and waking in 2 more hours & off to Perris. I can hardly wait to see what polls are begun while I am gone, tomorrow...

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As I wander into the the thread, the music halts abruptly as the needle is scratched across the record.

In the background a glass falls from the bartender's hand, and he slowly places his barmop back in the sink.

Eyes turned slowly to the door...

Welcome, I must not be...

Hastily, my exit is made...

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I'd love it if you were a greenie. I wouldn't post another word here, but it would be MAJORLY interesting if Sangiro lost his mind and made all the people in the polls greenies.

Wait....have..to...get..up..off...flooor!!!!!~~April
PS--Still laughing about the apology, the bj, and the sammich!


Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

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im as little disapointed that im not on the list....i think it would piss alot of people off if i was to be a greenie..........


tonight i dine on turtle soup


You wouldn't piss ME off. The minute you messed with a post of mine, I'd come getyou!!!:ph34r: ~~April


Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

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I would make an awesome Greenie I have a level head and don't rush judgement about anything. I'd be pissed if any of them even got asked and I wasn't.

:)



"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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I vote for TheAnvil. He's an unabashed JACKASS with no redeeming qualities. How the hell can he have so few votes? What's wrong with you people? I mean we're talking about Vinny the Anvil here! Can you think of a more undeserving, shorter, uglier, more reckless, more uncouth, sonofabitch? Can you? Can you? CAN YOU? Ha! I thought not!

I would be a kickass greenie.
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Vinny the Anvil
Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL
JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

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