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If one of the above, or, someone else of your choosing, were to be granted the power of the Greenies, who would piss you off the most?:o:P:P

Who would really ruffle your feathers - so to speak.:)

(disclaimer - this is all in fun.:)
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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If one of the above, or, someone else of your choosing, were to be granted the power of the Greenies, who would piss you off the most?:o:P:P

Who would really ruffle your feathers - so to speak.:)

(disclaimer - this is all in fun.:)



Kallend: and yes, an explanation might break forum rules.
We just...don't...see...eye to eye.

edit: I'm kind of surprised to not see my own name there, since I figure there's gotta be a number of people who would say I would piss them off as a greenie. But I guess it's better to remain under the radar, so I'm not complainin'.

-Jeffrey
-Jeffrey
"With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

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Well, well, well...I see two of my whores listed and neither of them are bringin' home the bacon...;):P...I guess they need a talkin' to...>:(...That or Olga's 400 lb. ass...Either way...I'll enjoy it...:ph34r:...


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They should put me in charge of the Womens Forum. I'd straighten out their problems immediately.

"The reason that you and your b/f don't get along is because you are wrong. Wrong and probably lying to him. You should apologize to him, give him a bj, and then make him a nice sammich."



That's a workable solution but they wouldn't listen to you. You're male. Wishful thinking, though... B|

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They should put me in charge of the Womens Forum. I'd straighten out their problems immediately.

"The reason that you and your b/f don't get along is because you are wrong. Wrong and probably lying to him. You should apologize to him, give him a bj, and then make him a nice sammich."



That's a workable solution but they wouldn't listen to you. You're male. Wishful thinking, though... B|




Ahhhhh, come on...put him in a dress...give him some hormones and breast implants and he will be bitching in no time...:D:ph34r::D...


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That's a workable solution but they wouldn't listen to you. You're male. Wishful thinking, though...



Oh no, I'm way beyond that. What guy do you know that believes a woman listens to him? :S

They tell you they do, but it is a lie. Women have lied to me so much that I don't believe childbirth hurts anymore. :ph34r:

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That's a workable solution but they wouldn't listen to you. You're male. Wishful thinking, though...



Oh no, I'm way beyond that. What guy do you know that believes a woman listens to him? :S

They tell you they do, but it is a lie. Women have lied to me so much that I don't believe childbirth hurts anymore. :ph34r:




Liar...:ph34r:...


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Oh no, I'm way beyond that. What guy do you know that believes a woman listens to him? :S

They tell you they do, but it is a lie. Women have lied to me so much that I don't believe childbirth hurts anymore. :ph34r:



Hence, you’re solution:

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"The reason that you and your b/f don't get along is because you are wrong. Wrong and probably lying to him. You should apologize to him, give him a bj, and then make him a nice sammich."



I completely agree. ;)

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Liar...



Ok, I've put on a dress now. I still don't think you're listening though. :)




What about the breasts and hormones...I need to see proof mister...:P;)B|...


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That's a workable solution but they wouldn't listen to you. You're male. Wishful thinking, though...



Oh no, I'm way beyond that. What guy do you know that believes a woman listens to him? :S

They tell you they do, but it is a lie. Women have lied to me so much that I don't believe childbirth hurts anymore. :ph34r:



Go ahead and take that over too, be my guest. ;) Wear a dress, have a baby....jeesh you even sound like you have pms...:S

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Liar...



Ok, I've put on a dress now. I still don't think you're listening though. :)



What about the breasts and hormones...I need to see proof mister...:P;)B|...

~R+R:)...



You sure are demanding. It's not like I get to see yours when I make a request. Besides, since I am chubby, I have man-boobs.

There is obviously hormones in the bourbon that I drink because I lose the ability to drive or make sense when speaking. You should remember those conversations in the dz.com tent well. I can't, but others do (and remind me often).

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That's a workable solution but they wouldn't listen to you. You're male. Wishful thinking, though...



Oh no, I'm way beyond that. What guy do you know that believes a woman listens to him? :S

They tell you they do, but it is a lie. Women have lied to me so much that I don't believe childbirth hurts anymore. :ph34r:



BWAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! I love it!!! :D:D:D

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What about the breasts and hormones...I need to see proof mister...



That sounds like a nightmare that you'd wake up from in cold sweats...
"Oh...the horror." "The horror." B| [:/] :P




I must be talking to the wrong guys...I spoke to one that said that if he woke up with breasts he would feel them and enjoy them...:D:D:D...


~R+R:)...I agree with girlygirl...he should have PMS too...AND have to shave his legs/pits/'bikini' area...:ph34r:...
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