The official tell us about your turtlespeed exp. post.

[jumper03 0]

You know he's just dying to post again.

So here's your chance - lets hear your turtlespeed stories! I'm sure someone can bring him out of retirement....



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Scars remind us that the past is real

[weegegirl 2]

Who is turtlespeed??

[sunshine 2]

Ok well it goes something like this. I didn't make it to the AOT boogie and now turtle is mad for some reason and is childishly ignoring me.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[kelel01 1]

So Turtle and I were going at it in the back of a U-haul, when all of a sudden this fucking clown appeared out of nowhere and starting demanding that we snort coke with him. I said no way, and Turle beat the shit out the clown, and then we resumed screwing in the back of the U-haul, while the clown laid there half-dead with only one big shoe on. That was weird.

[Brains 2]

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when all of a sudden this fucking clown appeared out of nowhere and starting demanding that we snort coke with him.

Was it Stanley?? Pop has been looking for him for a while now.

Oh, i had this experience with the turtle recently, scared the shit out of me i tell ya.

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

[Keith 0]

Turlespeed and I have frequent cybersex.

Keith

Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

[dzdiva 7]

ROFLMAO!!!

"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."

[Slappie 9]

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Turlespeed and I have frequent cybersex.

You mean you answered his PMs? He was always sending me advances via PM I just deleted them.

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."