AggieDave 6 #1 October 6, 2004 He can't get no respect... Died from complications to the heart valve surgery he had a little while back.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #2 October 6, 2004 Rodney was one funny MF. He will be missed. Blues Skies -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #3 October 6, 2004 wow. that truely sucks. blue skies funny man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edwinsneller 0 #5 October 6, 2004 That does suck. We all should watch Caddyshack tonight as a tribute. I know he'd want it that way.--- Some days it's not even worth the effort to chew through the restraints. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
photofly 0 #6 October 6, 2004 RIP Rodney. You will be missed... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #7 October 6, 2004 DAMN! I'm really sad to hear that.... Blues~ lindsey-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #8 October 6, 2004 Well, the good thing about this, is that he's got his respect now. Cya Rodney!! Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlailingJohn 0 #9 October 6, 2004 RIP Rodney Rodney Dangerfield 1 Liners I know what day of the week you were born. I was so poor growing up ... If I wasn't born a boy .... I'd have nothing to play with. A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home. During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. One day as I came home early from work ... I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy ... "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early." It's been a rough day. I got up this morning ... put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom. I was such an ugly kid .... When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up. I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. I was such an ugly baby ... My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. I'm so ugly ... My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry .... We did everything we could ... But he pulled through. I'm so ugly ... My mother had morning sickness ... AFTER I was born. I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. Once when I was lost ... I saw a policeman, and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him ... "Do you think we'll ever find them? He said, "I don't know kid ... there are so many places they can hide." My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. I'm so ugly ... I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror ... I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?" He said "I don't know but your eyesight is perfect." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duckwater 0 #10 October 6, 2004 "Bet you get a free bowl of soup with this hat.......Worst lookin hat I ever saw.......looks good on you though...." RIP Rodney Mike www.mikeskaggs.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #11 October 6, 2004 i don't care what anyone says. that man was the king! he was hilarious. sad to hear he's gone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sid 1 #12 October 6, 2004 I went to the Doctor, he said "You're fat!" I said "I want a second opinion", he said "Okay! You're ugly too!" RIP Rodney - You were, quite simply the freakin' best!Pete Draper, Just because my life plan is written on the back of a Hooter's Napkin, it's still a life plan.... right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumperconway 0 #13 October 6, 2004 Dave , This is a sad day in deed. I heard it on AM today. They said when he went into surgury that he said, If im OK I'll see ya in a couple of days, if not. I'll see ya in a couple of hours! He was an artist and will truelly be missed as one of a kind!! GOD bless him and his family! BSBD, cya if I get there with ya buddy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ncrowe 0 #14 October 6, 2004 "Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #15 October 6, 2004 Rodney is a legend and an icon. Next to Kinison, he was my favorite comedian. "If it weren't for pikpockets I'd have no sex life at all." "My wife cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know a couple of guys she cut out all together." "I'm finally sitting on top of the world. Problem is I've got hemorrhoids." My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
captain1 0 #16 October 6, 2004 Rodney died??? Damn, there goes another great comedian. NO RESPECT, NO RESPECT!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
captain1 0 #17 October 6, 2004 I am taking this next weekend off to go make a tribute jump to RD. Most people do not realize that he was not only a great comedian but also a philosopher in his own way. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #18 October 6, 2004 That's bizzar. I had a dream, a little while back,that I saw him on the cover of a magazine because he passed away. _______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #19 October 6, 2004 RIP rodney.......(respect in peace)if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #20 October 6, 2004 Boooooooooo, this sucks RD will be missed See ya when I get there...Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pajarito 0 #21 October 6, 2004 I didn't know that. Man...that sucks! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #22 October 6, 2004 I had a feeling this was coming. Unfortunately it did. Rodney was truly one the best comedians of our time. He will be sorely missed. Thanks for all the laughs Rodney. RIP! _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #23 October 6, 2004 the world just got less funny... bet his wake is going to be a riot though.. just the way he would have wanted..____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marcandalysse 0 #24 October 6, 2004 those are great lines! my favorite he said on leno show...about viagra.... he said taking viagra was like going to a ride at disneyworld, you wait for an hour then its all over in a minute! hey, that's kind of like skydiving on a busy weekend! marc Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #25 October 6, 2004 No Sh&%! That guy gave me a lot of laughs. To think he was a middle aged paint salesman before he got his big break. He sure had a good run while it lasted. I'll miss his stuff a lot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
