happythoughts 0 #1 October 6, 2004 So, gals do what they can to improve their attractiveness. Get their hair done, makeup, and they smell so good. Guys go to the gym, eyebrow trims, hair pieces, red sportscars... A waste of time. Guys, you need to focus on what really matters. Want to stand out from the crowd? Here is the product that will put you out in front. Maybe NSFW... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #2 October 6, 2004 OMG . . . it has a penis shape and everything. Isn't that the male equivalent to stuffing your bra? At some point in time you'd end up getting caught . . . and if you don't, I'd say it's not working for ya. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #3 October 6, 2004 OMFG!! What will they think of next? Imagine a girl's surprise when she goes to caress him and finds that!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #4 October 6, 2004 Bwahahahhaha! The "bubble butt". Comes in small, medium, and large. http://www.empoweredproducts.com/product_one.php?id=6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #5 October 6, 2004 LMAO. Wow . . . who would pay for that? Wait a second . . . happythoughts, you bought one of each, didn't you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #7 October 6, 2004 QuoteOMG . . . it has a penis shape and everything. Isn't that the male equivalent to stuffing your bra? At some point in time you'd end up getting caught . . . and if you don't, I'd say it's not working for ya. By the time you get caught, it's probably all over but the screamin'. "Sure it's small, honey. You can be mad at me all day tomorrow." There is probably a note in the instructions. "Best removed in areas with low visibility..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #8 October 6, 2004 And you just "happened" to trip on that website, uh? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #9 October 6, 2004 QuoteLMAO. Wow . . . who would pay for that? Wait a second . . . happythoughts, you bought one of each, didn't you? Kinda... not from them. My Halloween costume from a few years back was a hula-girl. Grass skirt, bikini top, fake butt. It had a huge naked plastic butt that stuck out through the back of the grass skirt. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #10 October 6, 2004 QuoteAnd you just "happened" to trip on that website, uh? It's like CNN. Where are you going to get vital information if someone doesn't look? Admit it, your life is better knowing this, isn't it? It doesn't mention instructions, but remember to put it in the front. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #11 October 6, 2004 QuoteIt doesn't mention instructions, but remember to put it in the front. Rhino wears the erected version on his avatar. Silly him, he slapped it on his face though "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #12 October 6, 2004 QuoteQuoteIt doesn't mention instructions, but remember to put it in the front. Rhino wears the erected version on his avatar. Silly him, he slapped it on his face though ROFLMAO!! Thanks, now I have to clean off my monitor!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #13 October 6, 2004 Just like women with Wonderbras...it's all smoke and mirrors. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #14 October 6, 2004 Everytime I see this thread title, I think I'm in the Women's Forum and Bill is having guy problems. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pleifer 0 #15 October 7, 2004 The Buldge(tm) It's even trademarked _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hipwrddude 0 #16 October 7, 2004 Isn't that called "deceptive advertising" or "bait and switch." I was on a date once in my yute where I caught the bra full of tissue and needed to sneeze. Boy that came in handy. We had a couple of laughs and then she dropped me off. It was a long walk home. You're always the starter in your own life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #17 October 7, 2004 QuoteEverytime I see this thread title, I think I'm in the Women's Forum and Bill is having guy problems. "Do you think this jumpsuit makes my package look too big?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flyingferret 0 #18 October 7, 2004 I have no more room in my pants Can you imagine ever getting caught taking it out....wow, yeah, I think you just got kicked out. That would be really embarassing. Kinda like that 'social anxiety' drug with a sideeffect of explosive diahrea. Yeah that wont make you anxious.-- All the flaming and trolls of wreck dot with a pretty GUI. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #19 October 7, 2004 QuoteI have no more room in my pants Wearing pants too small will give you headaches. Start shopping in the mens dept. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pajarito 0 #20 October 7, 2004 What is that ring around the base? You'd look like you were walking around at the office all day with a cock ring on! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhillyKev 0 #21 October 7, 2004 QuoteWhat is that ring around the base? You'd look like you were walking around at the office all day with a cock ring on! You say that like it's a bad thing! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pajarito 0 #22 October 7, 2004 QuoteQuoteWhat is that ring around the base? You'd look like you were walking around at the office all day with a cock ring on! You say that like it's a bad thing! Not at all. I think everybody needs to shave their balls and wear a cock ring. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #23 October 7, 2004 QuoteWhat is that ring around the base? You'd look like you were walking around at the office all day with a cock ring on! Yeah... who needs to wear two? The ones on the site are made of vinyl. I wonder if they have a stainless steel model. In a business meeting, you stand behind someones chair and bump the back of their chair every so often. "...clank..." There's an attention-getter. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pajarito 0 #24 October 7, 2004 QuoteYeah... who needs to wear two? The ones on the site are made of vinyl. I wonder if they have a stainless steel model. In a business meeting, you stand behind someones chair and bump the back of their chair every so often. "...clank..." There's an attention-getter. Tink...tink... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #25 October 7, 2004 Quote Tink...tink... "Oh that? It's my piercing... yeah, I've got a small cow bell hanging on it..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
flyingferret 0 #18 October 7, 2004 I have no more room in my pants Can you imagine ever getting caught taking it out....wow, yeah, I think you just got kicked out. That would be really embarassing. Kinda like that 'social anxiety' drug with a sideeffect of explosive diahrea. Yeah that wont make you anxious.-- All the flaming and trolls of wreck dot with a pretty GUI. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #19 October 7, 2004 QuoteI have no more room in my pants Wearing pants too small will give you headaches. Start shopping in the mens dept. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pajarito 0 #20 October 7, 2004 What is that ring around the base? You'd look like you were walking around at the office all day with a cock ring on! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #21 October 7, 2004 QuoteWhat is that ring around the base? You'd look like you were walking around at the office all day with a cock ring on! You say that like it's a bad thing! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pajarito 0 #22 October 7, 2004 QuoteQuoteWhat is that ring around the base? You'd look like you were walking around at the office all day with a cock ring on! You say that like it's a bad thing! Not at all. I think everybody needs to shave their balls and wear a cock ring. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #23 October 7, 2004 QuoteWhat is that ring around the base? You'd look like you were walking around at the office all day with a cock ring on! Yeah... who needs to wear two? The ones on the site are made of vinyl. I wonder if they have a stainless steel model. In a business meeting, you stand behind someones chair and bump the back of their chair every so often. "...clank..." There's an attention-getter. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pajarito 0 #24 October 7, 2004 QuoteYeah... who needs to wear two? The ones on the site are made of vinyl. I wonder if they have a stainless steel model. In a business meeting, you stand behind someones chair and bump the back of their chair every so often. "...clank..." There's an attention-getter. Tink...tink... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #25 October 7, 2004 Quote Tink...tink... "Oh that? It's my piercing... yeah, I've got a small cow bell hanging on it..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
