Shell666 0 #1 October 7, 2004 The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. anonymous If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. Will Rogers There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. Ben Williams A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. Josh Billings The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. Andy Rooney We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare, and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It’s the best deal man has ever made. M. Acklam Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate. Sigmund Freud I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. Rita Rudner A dog teaches fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. Robert Benchley Dogs need to sniff the ground; it’s how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard. Dave Barry Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. Franklin P. Jones If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. James Thurber If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise. unknown My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost $21.00 in dog money. Joe Weinstein Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth! Anne Tyler If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. Mark Twain You can say any foolish thing to a dog and the dog will give you a look that says, "Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!’“ Dave Barry Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. Roger Caras If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. Phil Pastoret My goal in life is to be a person as good as my dog already thinks I am. unknown BONUS WISDOM: Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #2 October 7, 2004 A dog tastes delicious with mustard and relish - Crazy Ivan __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kinney29 0 #3 October 7, 2004 I had to give my dog up a while back because of my crazy work schedule now that life is finally normal(if there's such a thing) I'm gonna get a new one. I'm thinking of adopting an older dog. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clownburner 0 #4 October 7, 2004 QuoteI had to give my dog up a while back because of my crazy work schedule now that life is finally normal(if there's such a thing) I'm gonna get a new one. I'm thinking of adopting an older dog. Great idea. You can get one that's already broken in and has the housebreaking thing covered. Retired racing greyhounds make great pets.7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougiefresh 0 #5 October 7, 2004 QuoteRetired racing greyhounds make great pets. It's true, all they ask is 10 minutes of hauling ass, then they sleep the rest of the day. Some people think they have a bad reputation, but they're really sweet dogs, very calm.Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clownburner 0 #6 October 7, 2004 What other dog will fetch your paper in 3.8 seconds flat? 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lifewithoutanet 0 #7 October 7, 2004 QuoteI had to give my dog up a while back because of my crazy work schedule now that life is finally normal(if there's such a thing) I'm gonna get a new one. I'm thinking of adopting an older dog. That's awesome of you. I adopted my guys a little over a year ago and they're 11 and 10 years old now. Sometimes I wonder what they'd have been like as puppies, but the truth is I couldn't have asked for more lovable and well-trained pups. Good on you for going the adoption route, especially w/ older dogs. -C. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #8 October 7, 2004 Quote I'm thinking of adopting an older dog. We adopted a two-year old dog, House trained & obedience trained= INSTA-PET Everybody wants puppies, so they get adopted first, but going with the older dog is generally a better deal for everyone involved. Yay dogs!! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #9 October 7, 2004 That just made me unmad at my puppies. They chewed up the sprinkler and hose this morning JumpScars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #10 October 7, 2004 What is this "Widsom" you speak of ? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tkhayes 348 #11 October 7, 2004 May I always be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.... TK Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gjhdiver 0 #12 October 7, 2004 QuoteMay I always be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.... TK This does not work with cats. Trust me. The legal bills alone will convince you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #13 October 7, 2004 QuoteWhat is this "Widsom" you speak of ? Yeah yeah yeah ... I just saw that. 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
