fun with co workers

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ok I saw clays reply to the "i love ya, always ave ...CLEAR!" thread

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When I was in the Air Force we would walk around all day quoting every war movie ever made. Rambo, Apocolypse Now, Full Metal Jacket, Etc etc. It would get especially good when we were on an exercise and nothing was going on

and this reminded me of things we use to do at work do confuse,annoy and upset people. check this out

when I was in korea, one of the girls I worked with and I decided that we can only use three phrases each all day NO MATTER WHO SPOKE TO US. of course when we wer ethe only two we could break that rule etc but here are some of the phrase I remember from that day.

Her lines.
"or, we could just make babies"
"should we let jeff in on our little secret?"


My lines
"didnt you say that yesterday"
"thats because its blue"

Im sure the ohter two lines would come to me but theyve slipped my mind for now.

what kinda stuff do you do to mess with your coworkers?

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[kinney29 0]

I thought and I though and relized that I never do anything fun at work.

[happythoughts 0]

Find an adjustable chair and raise it 1/2 inch every day. When discovered, do the opposite.

[jtval 0]

My boss has a fro ( in the military thats a HUGE fashion statment)

he's pretty much and asshole.

so I started this pool to see who wants to go up and buzz a quick line in it.

I would supply the buzzer.

thing is:
I always throw an odd number out there. last time I made the tempting offer I bet a "buck-ninety seven"
a few were tempted but no takers

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[freeflir29 0]

That reminds me of when I was an aircraft mechanic. We had this one MSGT. Morgan. Yep.....that's how bad he was....10 years later I still remember his name. He would walk up and say the most STUPID things. Usually asking me to do something utterly unecessary. We all got together and decided that if he walked up we would just answer with some inane bullshit and walk away. Example: Yes....this actually happened.

Morgan- "Airman Fowler......I need you to clean up and dust the incoming parts shelves. The Colonel is visiting today."


OK....The incoming parts bins were where techs would bring in things like greasy nasty wheels or 1000 other dirty nasty aircraft parts. Dusting the bin seemed like a fairly stupid endeavor. So....


Me- "12 gray squirrels. Yep...I think 12 should do it."


With that........I would walk out of the shop and drive away in the flight line truck. Leaving dumbass standing there wondering what in the hell just happened. This was only one tactic we used. The others included things like drilling tiny holes in the bottom of his coffee cup. Just large enough so that every time he set it down it left another ring of coffee. Removing the handle from his pencil sharpener. Taking one wheel of his office chair. Someone signed the picture in his office...hidden amongst the many other farewell messages there was one that said "I wouldn't let you supervise two goats fucking." signed Ted Nugent. Oh lord........the list goes on and on. I'm suprised that guy didn't kill himself.

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I work swings (3rd shift) so I close up the shop on fridays.

well I take advantage of that opportunity.

I find a dumbest or most "questionable" picture of my cowrkers. (most of them, I took) then I make a bunch of copies and hide them all over the office.

doesnt sound like fun but when mid(1st shift) comes on monday mornign they have to find all the pictures of the person before the brass comes in. LOL

then the whoevers picture is up has to deal with the stupid picture and all the questions there after

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[jtval 0]

I tired to get people to do that in my shop, but the courage rating fell fast

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[Viking 0]

remind me to never work with you!

I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

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but the courage rating fell fast

It's that damn "Kinder gentler" military crap. Castrated everyone I tell you!

[davedlg 0]

Put a bag of popcorn in the microwave, press "9999, start" and go home for the afternoon

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Put a bag of popcorn in the microwave, press "9999, start" and go home for the afternoon

LOL OK SO I ADMIT IT, IM AN ASSHOLE.

whenever I see someone nuking thioer food, if they walka way I almost always HAVE TO hit the "quick minute" button a few times.
so it basically adds a few minutes to the cook time!

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[edwinsneller 0]

Yeah. We had this one doofus who spent most of his time working at another site but he still had an office at our location. Using his phone was easier than walking back to your own office most of the time. Sometimes he would come in and find his chair gone or someone sitting at his desk using his telephone, etc. For some reason this really ticked him off.

One day we came in and found little notes on everything in his office. "Ned's chair. Do not use!" "Ned's telephone. Do not use!" In response to this a group of people wrapped his telephone in packing tape. It was a ball the size of a 17" CTR computer monitor. Somehow all the screws and bolts holding his chair together fell out, too.

He quit a few days later and never did unwrap his telephone.

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LOL...you guys are assholes! LOL


I love it

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[BillyVance 35]

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Yeah. We had this one doofus who spent most of his time working at another site but he still had an office at our location. Using his phone was easier than walking back to your own office most of the time. Sometimes he would come in and find his chair gone or someone sitting at his desk using his telephone, etc. For some reason this really ticked him off.

One day we came in and found little notes on everything in his office. "Ned's chair. Do not use!" "Ned's telephone. Do not use!" In response to this a group of people wrapped his telephone in packing tape. It was a ball the size of a 17" CTR computer monitor. Somehow all the screws and bolts holding his chair together fell out, too.

He quit a few days later and never did unwrap his telephone.

There was one co-worker in my office who had his 50th birthday one day. A few of us got together to "decorate and sabotage" his cubicle the evening before. All kinds of "over the hill" gags, plus things got moved around. The keyboard was on a slide-out tray just under the work surface. I got underneath and rigged it with a couple of large rubber bands that would snap it back LOUDLY when he tried to pull it out. We also taped the "hook" button down on his phone, so when it rang, he'd pick up and not hear anything except the continuing rings... It was all in good fun anyway and he had a good laugh.

In fact, it was that same guy who was a little mean a couple of years ago to one other employee. He was just being sarcastic because that employee was absent or late many times, and he took all the "Vacation" and "Out of the office" signs and propped them up around her cubicle. Well, the day she came back, we heard a commotion and saw she had shoved them all onto the floor. She quit a week later. Nobody liked her much anyway, she was kinda snobbish.

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Billy

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Print out a few Wet Paint signs and hang them around their office. (It even works for people in cubicles for some reason)

[jtval 0]

For visitors you can put "please use other door" on every entrance to your bldg. thats fun but it can get you in a lot of trouble if the person who finds it has seniority and is not a funny person

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[RoysPlayThing 0]

I worked in a law firm and Court reporting building, and so there were a bunch of hot lawyers walking in all the time (regulars)... anyway.. we would have holiday and event parties all the time.. and then it was time for Lany to pick her next victim.. and so I would pick the hottest one there that day of course.. tell him we were gonna play hide and seek with a twist.. we had to take off all our clothes, put them on the base (wherever we were going to call the safety base) ..So we did that, and he always hid first... so while I was counting, I would remove an article of clothing from his pile... act like i couldn't find him... he would run to the base.. get his clothes back on (I was already fully dressed by then)... but the guys could never find there underwear. ... I got to watch them walk around for the rest of the office party with the jewels bobbling around in those tight slacks, and the way those slack ride up the backside.. grrrrr...... Oh, wait... that didn't really happen, that was a dream. ... I got a great collection of underwear btw.. wait a minute!.. If this was a dream, how did I get all this man underwear!?

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When I was in Korea, we took the E-6 ops weenie's (this guy was an assbag) patrol cap and put it in a gallon jar of pickle juice. In the freezer. For a month. Right before he was supposed to drive the colonel around for a week-long exercise, we broke into his room and stole his backup PCs, and left him the 'pickle hat'. I heard the humvee smelled like pickles for days!

When a newly minted E-5 returned from school, we stole his Kevlar, painted it purple (purple helmet, get it?) and glued cherries to it (he had reclassed to infantry). Strangely, no one had any helmet covers to give him! Huh..... He was a really good guy (and his wife had hot friends), so we eventually painted over it for him.

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[freeflir29 0]

Stealing PC's was a tradition in Korea. If someone left their's in the bar (People would go to the bar after work....get hammered and then forget it when they went home) it went in a bag in the freezer full of water. The next day you'd take it out of the bag and have a nice block of ice with a PC in it.