does cheese go bad?

[hungarianchick 0]

...and if it growls at you, carefully put down the knife, slowly back away, slam the pantry door and call for help.

"I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food."

[gravityizsexy 0]

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...and if it growls at you, carefully put down the knife, slowly back away, slam the pantry door and call for help.

LOL!!!! HAHHHAHAHAAAA!!!! If only you could look inside
my mind.......

"'Someday is not a day in my week'"

[jtval 0]

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does it? I dunno, don't wanna be eating spoiled cheese...
ya know?

actually cheese dopes go bad. bu tthen they charge you more for it and put a fancy name on it

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actually cheese dopes go bad. bu tthen they charge you more for it and put a fancy name on it

OHhhh yeah! then cut 'em up into round things called
wheels... I forgot about that. hrmmmm...... sounds like
a profitable busniess

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[sunshine 2]

The moon is made of cheese.

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[jtval 0]

that was a myth. dont you remember the cheese commercail.

"for years man has thought the moon to be made of cheese. then we landed and found out it wasn't. ...we havent been back since."

"BEHOLD THE POWER OF CHEESE"

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[sunshine 2]

Damn, are you gonna tell me the easter bunny doesn't exist either?

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[jtval 0]

well actually I have proof that he exists.
ITS IN THE BIBLE

EARL3:2
he wa sin the cave with jesus. after he rose on the third day jesus siad "fuck walking on water and healing the sick. I'm giving you the power to lay chocalte eggs" there was a loud bang that bestowed the power and the cave cracked open. thus Jesus and the bunny were free to lay the eggs in the homes and minds of people from a thousand years away!

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[cocheese 0]

No Easter Bunny ,No Santa,
No tooth fairy.....
Bastards. Why do they lie to us ?

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No Easter Bunny ,No Santa,
No tooth fairy.....
Bastards. Why do they lie to us ?

dont get me started onthese. I dont havetime to type the proof of existance up!


unfortunately long ago the south tried to shoot down the tooth fairy and she refuses to vist anymore due to safety concerns

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[happythoughts 0]

Yes, alas, cheese goes bad... I blame society...

It takes a village to make a cheese. A village and several goats... and a farmers daughter with strong warm hands...

[gravityizsexy 0]

"There are NOOOO cats in America,
and the streets are filled with CHEESE!"

the mice don't seem to mind...

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[78RATS 0]

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cheese dopes go bad

Since I'm a cheese dope I will volunteer for the role of head cheese in the movie. Yes, i can go bad.

Rat for Life - Fly till I die
When them stupid ass bitches ask why

[gravityizsexy 0]

HAHahahhahaahAHAHa!!!!

btw - it's been a couple hours I think, and I feel fine,
a little sleepy but nothing out of the ordinary.

"'Someday is not a day in my week'"

[PhillyKev 0]

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The best way to know if your camembert is fait enough (ie mature enough and gets runny) is to lay it on a plate at a slight incline.

If its start running, its almost ready. If its start to run up, its good.

Is this you not trying to be a snob again?

[Islandcool 0]

I would say it evolves rather than go bad.

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I would say it evolves rather than go bad.

kinda makes me want to go out and get a microscope....

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[sunshine 2]

Ooh, cheese dopes are sexy.

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[peacefuljeffrey 0]

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But in all reality, you can shave / slice the mold off the outside of a block of cheese and safely eat the inside.

I have here The New Food Lover's Companion by Barron's... It's a great resource for any information about food. Kind of like a little food encyclopedia. It says, regarding cheese:

"If mold appears on firm, semifirm or semisoft cheeses, simply cut away the offending portion (plus a little extra) and discard. Mold on fresh or soft-ripened cheese, however, signals that it should be thrown out."

Examples of semfirm cheeses are Cheddar, Edam and Jarlsberg. They have been cooked and pressed but not aged as long as hard cheeses like Parmesan. Semisoft cheeses include Gouda and Jack, and are pressed but can be cooked or uncooked. (And I never knew that cheeses ever were cooked!) Soft-ripened cheeses, like Brie, are neither cooked nor pressed, but subjected to various bacteria that ripen the cheese from the outside in.

I LOVE CHEESE!
But the more I think about it, the grosser it really is.
It helps to not think too much about it.

-Jeffrey

-Jeffrey
"With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

[hungarianchick 0]

LOL!!!! HAHHHAHAHAAAA!!!! If only you could look inside
my mind.......

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There are other warning signs a cheese lover should never ignore. These clearly indicate that your good cheese gone bad:

1. Every time you open your fridge the cheese sits on a different spot and you don't remember moving it
2. Your cat/dog/roommate has been missing for a few days

BWAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!
*picking himself up off the floor*
OW!... (yes it really was that funny!) well... it's been about 6 hours... and Im a-ok and the cheese is good
. You fucking rock!

-Tony

"'Someday is not a day in my week'"