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Girlfalldown

I was just in speakers corner and it's bad

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:o You went to SC? I gotta stay outta that place.It gets me so upset I usually can't finish my beer. Here is a joke for ya...

What did the one frog say to the other frog?










Rip it...



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I so don't get it. It could be the fat glass of wine I had though.

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(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

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Just think of my pictures!
Or watch my booty dance video.
BUT if it's a dirty joke you want....a dirty joke you'll get.


Walking through the woods a man comes up to another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.

Seeing this he inquires, "Just out of curiosity, what are you doing?"
"I'm listening to the music of the tree."

"You gotta be kiddin' me."

"No, would you like to give it a try?"

"Well, OK..." So he wraps his arms around the tree and presses his ear up against the tree. With this the other guy slaps a set of handcuffs on him, takes his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then strips him ass naked and leaves.

Two hours later another nature lover strolls by, sees this guy handcuffed to the tree, stark ass naked, and asked, "What the hell happened to you?"

He tells the guy the whole story about how he got there. While he was telling his story, the other guy shakes his head in sympathy, walks around behind him, kisses him behind the ear and says...

"Sweetie, this just isn't going to be your day."

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