Girlfalldown 0 #1 October 12, 2004 It's really bad in there. Don't go in there. I feel all upset now like I've been in some sort of altercation... and I didn't even post. Somebody tell me a dirty joke or something and save me from this panic attack I feel closing in on me! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crewkeith 0 #2 October 12, 2004 what does a comdom and a woman have in common???? they both spend more time in my wallet then on my dick. .The skies are no longer safe I'm back Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crewkeith 0 #3 October 13, 2004 sorry you asked for a dirty joke. .The skies are no longer safe I'm back Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kai2k1 0 #4 October 13, 2004 Whats the difference between a microwave and anal sex?? The microwave won't brown your meat! There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #5 October 13, 2004 QuoteSomebody tell me a dirty joke or something and save me from this panic attack I feel closing in on me! So a baby seal walks into a club... Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #6 October 13, 2004 Quotewhat does a comdom and a woman have in common???? they both spend more time in my wallet then on my dick. :) that was good! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcrocker 0 #7 October 13, 2004 Quote So a baby seal walks into a club... Great, now my wife is asking why I'm laughing. Um, baby seal, ahahhaha cub... hAHAHAHAHAHAHa. My wife doesn't have your sense of humor For some reason I just busted a nut laughing, and that is NOT a good thing in my current condition. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crewkeith 0 #8 October 13, 2004 you just need a vacation. come to colorado see the scenery take in the sights find a boyfreind(me me me me me) have fun all that good stuff. .The skies are no longer safe I'm back Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #9 October 13, 2004 Quoteyou just need a vacation. come to colorado see the scenery take in the sights find a boyfreind(me me me me me) have fun all that good stuff. . Hmmm...I've been meaning to visit Colorado and meet up with some friends. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crewkeith 0 #10 October 13, 2004 great see you next weekend. .The skies are no longer safe I'm back Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #11 October 13, 2004 You know how I think about Speaker's Corner? It's kind of like a bottle of Pyramid Hefeweizen. All that gross white stuff settles to the bottom if it's been in your fridge for a while. On the plus side, since it's all down there you don't have to drink it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
captain1 0 #12 October 13, 2004 [what does a comdom and a woman have in common???? they both spend more time in my wallet then on my dick.] What do two older brothers having an out-of-town-parents party equate to. The third little brother asking mom what this yellow slippery thing is that he found under his bed. Older brothers unintentionally BUSTED!!! True story back in 1983, Encinitas California. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #13 October 13, 2004 That's why I've gotten to the point of treating SC as entertainment. No one will sway anyone's opinion, so I just read it for fun and tend to make humorous (atleast I think they are) remarks. For instance, check out my last post (as of now) in the "bush is so stupid" thread.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #14 October 13, 2004 QuoteYou know how I think about Speaker's Corner? It's kind of like a bottle of Pyramid Hefeweizen. All that gross white stuff settles to the bottom if it's been in your fridge for a while. On the plus side, since it's all down there you don't have to drink it. Bill are you drunk? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #15 October 13, 2004 >Bill are you drunk? No, but that's a good idea! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #16 October 13, 2004 Quote>Bill, are you drunk? No, but that's a good idea! I'll join ya in about 3 hours! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #17 October 13, 2004 When I see stuff like that my right foot starts twitching.. I SOOOO wanna kick some asshole in the nutz. Trouble is... they never have the balls to say the same kind of crap in real life. And the ULTRA RIGHT HAND JOB boys just are not as much fun to taunt as they used to be. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #18 October 13, 2004 Quote>Bill, are you drunk? No, but that's a good idea! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'll join ya in about 3 hours! I want to come.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #19 October 13, 2004 QuoteIt's really bad in there. Don't go in there. I feel all upset now like I've been in some sort of altercation... and I didn't even post. Somebody tell me a dirty joke or something and save me from this panic attack I feel closing in on me! I feel ya girl, the last time I was in there my roommates wanted to know why I was pounding my desk, and that's when I realized the TB or The Bonfire was where I belong... Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #20 October 13, 2004 QuoteQuote>Bill, are you drunk? No, but that's a good idea! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'll join ya in about 3 hours! I want to come. And there she is.... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #21 October 13, 2004 I just went in there, and couldn't even follow half of the subject lines I did pull a Dave, and replied to one of John's post in a smart ass way. That felt goodMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VectorBoy 0 #22 October 13, 2004 QuoteIt's really bad in there. Don't go in there. I feel all upset now like I've been in some sort of altercation... and I didn't even post. Quote I have never been in there and I'm proud. besides I get in enough trouble out here I don't need to go in there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites leroydb 0 #23 October 13, 2004 i give, what?Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites billvon 3,120 #24 October 13, 2004 >I want to come. Well, you know, Val has this good-vibes site now . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites d_squared431 0 #25 October 13, 2004 You went to SC? I gotta stay outta that place.It gets me so upset I usually can't finish my beer. Here is a joke for ya... What did the one frog say to the other frog? Rip it... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
leroydb 0 #23 October 13, 2004 i give, what?Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #24 October 13, 2004 >I want to come. Well, you know, Val has this good-vibes site now . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #25 October 13, 2004 You went to SC? I gotta stay outta that place.It gets me so upset I usually can't finish my beer. Here is a joke for ya... What did the one frog say to the other frog? Rip it... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites