ladyskydiver 0 #26 October 13, 2004 Yes, the mullet pic did make me laugh. QuoteQuite honestly, I think it would look pretty funny if my top didn't match the bottom. Plus, it's easier to clean up after you finish doing the deed... hmmm....so you're thinking that women should have mohawks if they go with landing strips. Bald if they choose to be bare, and full head of hair if they prefer all natural, huh? Interesting concept. I'll agree that clean up is a lot easier when there isn't as much (or any) hair. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmytavino 16 #27 October 13, 2004 ....." I WON the Lottery!!!!! Pack the bags!! " .... He replies,,,,, "Should I pack for the Mountains, or pack for the Beach. ??? " ......She YELLS.... ....." I Don't CARE !!!!.. Just GET OUT!!!!!!!! " ................................... o[:-) jmy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 4 #28 October 13, 2004 Quotenope...not blonde....red head. Yes a good looking redhead with a nice as............................. And she rides a Shadow. SparkyMy idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #29 October 13, 2004 QuoteQuotenope...not blonde....red head. Yes a good looking redhead with a nice as............................. And she rides a Shadow. Sparky Thanks, Sparky! How are you, my friend? Weather permitting, I'm going for a cycle ride on Friday. Beautiful scenery here with the leaves changing color and all. Too bad you couldn't join for a ride. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HeatherB 0 #30 October 13, 2004 QuoteOk...yesterday was a bad day and today isn't looking much better. Make me laugh, please Ditto here! Rough week. Sorry work is pissing you off, Cora. *hugs* (Don't piss off redheaded skydivers. We bite!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #31 October 14, 2004 QuoteQuoteOk...yesterday was a bad day and today isn't looking much better. Make me laugh, please Ditto here! Rough week. Sorry work is pissing you off, Cora. *hugs* (Don't piss off redheaded skydivers. We bite!) Hugs to you as well, Heather! Problem is....some of them might like to get bit. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jahk 0 #32 October 14, 2004 Man walked into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but a layer of Saran wrap around his middle. Doc took one look and told him, "Well, I can clearly see 'yer nuts." Judith ____________________________________________Imelda Marcos just wanted some cute shoes that didn't make her feet hurt. Why's that so hard to understand? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gerrcoin 0 #33 October 14, 2004 QuoteOk...yesterday was a bad day and today isn't looking much better. Make me laugh, please....Maybe you've seen this already, but I laughed my ass off solidly for 2 minutes when I got it yesterday. See attachment. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #34 October 14, 2004 I ate dog food out of the refrigerator by mistake once..."I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #35 October 14, 2004 QuoteProblem is....some of them might like to get bit. Did someone say bite?---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 4 #36 October 14, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuotenope...not blonde....red head. Yes a good looking redhead with a nice as............................. And she rides a Shadow. Sparky Thanks, Sparky! How are you, my friend? Weather permitting, I'm going for a cycle ride on Friday. Beautiful scenery here with the leaves changing color and all. Too bad you couldn't join for a ride. I'm doing great sweet cheeks. Went for a scoot today. It was great. Now smile, your eyes sparkle when you smile. SparkyMy idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlailingJohn 0 #37 October 14, 2004 http://www.cards-n-toons.com/view.php?c=humor_lastwords warning site i got this from show some nudity mostly cartoonish if you decide to go exploring. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hipwrddude 0 #38 October 14, 2004 On a serious note, this was reported in a newspaper in New Jersey. A Marlton couple stopped at a liquor store and the wife went in to get some wine for a party. Shortly thereafter, the store owner locked the door and turned the lights out. After 10 minutes, the husband became disturbed and knocked on the door. Seeing no response he called her name and banged repeatedly then went to the back door and banged some more expecting his wife to come out. Enraged, he returned to his car where he retrieved a crowbar, smashed in the door window setting off alarms then proceeded to run up and down the aisles shouting for his wife. In the Wine aisle he discovered the store owner over top of his wife performing oral sex on her. Just as he attacked the store owner the police arrived and arrested them both. Three months later the sexual assault charge against the store owner was thrown out!!@#$ The store owner.. he had a liquor license. You're always the starter in your own life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperKat 0 #39 October 14, 2004 Quotehmmm....so you're thinking that women should have mohawks if they go with landing strips.No no no. I'm just saying since both heads share the same brain, they should look alike. What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #40 October 14, 2004 QuoteQuotehmmm....so you're thinking that women should have mohawks if they go with landing strips.No no no. I'm just saying since both heads share the same brain, they should look alike. I was being a total smart alek with that comment. I did follow what you were saying. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #41 October 14, 2004 Thanks, all, for the cheering up. It's appreciated and helped a lot. You all rock! Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
