skymama 37 #1 October 13, 2004 It has been well documented in my lifetime that I am a klutz. Time after time, the most idiotic things happen to me. For instance, this is a picture of last night's injury; I think I broke my second toe! I decided to do a little cleaning, so I was reaching into my cabinet to retrieve the cleaning products. I grabbed the bathroom cleaner by the top to pull it out from behind some other things. I reached up to put the can on the counter and BAM, the can separated from the top and landed on my toe. I broke my toe with a cleaning product. With my record, maybe I really should be jumping a Spectre so I can be "safer"! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #2 October 13, 2004 I think it was Penthouse that did a series of layouts of women dressed in nothing but bubble wrap. And I agree, you should do that and post the pics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #3 October 13, 2004 What kind of cleaning product was it? Whatever it was it looks like it shrunk your other toes"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #4 October 13, 2004 If you wrap yourself in bubble wrap you would look like one of those guys in "Dude...where's my car?". ZOLTAR!!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #5 October 13, 2004 QuoteWhatever it was it looks like it shrunk your other toes LOL...I have Fred Flintstone feet, I know it. Even with those short toes, I still wear a size 9 shoe. Look at it this way though, they are easier to suck. PhillyKev, if I wrapped myself in bubble wrap, I don't think you'd be able to see any of the goods!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #6 October 13, 2004 QuotePhillyKev, if I wrapped myself in bubble wrap, I don't think you'd be able to see any of the goods! You're right, it was saran wrap. Do that instead Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #7 October 13, 2004 Cute color nail polish. What is it? **edit to add... sorry about your toe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 334 #8 October 13, 2004 Damn, I thought maybe you were wrapping up in bubble wrap so you could ship yourself to California. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #9 October 13, 2004 Quotethey are easier to suck. ewwwww... Gross... What a perv....Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #10 October 13, 2004 QuoteCute color nail polish. What is it? Spoken like a true girl! I went and looked for you. Revlon Berry #266.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #11 October 13, 2004 QuoteYou're right, it was saran wrap. Do that instead A saran wrap dress. Now there would be a good costume for the Atlanta Freefly Boogie, and cheap too! You have all the best ideas, Kev. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #12 October 13, 2004 I better get pics, damnit! It was MY idea. And don't use any of that colored saran wrap, it's got to be the clear kind Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #13 October 13, 2004 QuoteAnd don't use any of that colored saran wrap LOL...How'd you know that's what I was thinking, damn it! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #14 October 13, 2004 QuoteI went and looked for you. Revlon Berry #266. Thanks.. It's a pretty color and perfect for fall. I love painted toes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LouDiamond 1 #15 October 13, 2004 QuoteLook at it this way though, they are easier to suck. yeah, I knew I liked you for a reason....you're warped just like me "It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites headoverheels 334 #16 October 13, 2004 Quote Revlon Berry #266. So, that would be Berry toe-jam? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites dgskydive 0 #17 October 13, 2004 QuoteLook at it this way though, they are easier to suck. I was just wondering what flavor they are. Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Bolas 5 #18 October 13, 2004 Quote I think I broke my toe! Did you call a tow truck? That was the first joke I ever learned, don't get to use it much... As for the bubble wrap, wear it to the Halloween Boogie. We'll all have fun popping it. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #19 October 13, 2004 Thanks to Kev, I have a theme now for my Saran Wrap dress. I'll go as Leftovers...I'm so good, you want to take me home and eat me again. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 30 #20 October 13, 2004 Would that be leftover quesadilla?Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Keith 0 #21 October 14, 2004 QuoteWith my record, maybe I really should be jumping a Spectre so I can be "safer"! Just don't reach for any cleaning products while on final and you should be OK Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RkyMtnHigh 0 #22 October 14, 2004 Owie! cutie widdle toes though _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flyangel2 2 #23 October 14, 2004 I'm sorry, but your e-mail made me laugh BTW, Mailin and I will be in Florida the second weekend of Nov. What you doing for dinner?May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #24 October 14, 2004 QuoteWhat you doing for dinner? Sounds like I'm eating dinner with you! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flyangel2 2 #25 October 14, 2004 Goodie. Let me know what night works best for you. I still have your cell number so I'll call and we can figure it out.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
LouDiamond 1 #15 October 13, 2004 QuoteLook at it this way though, they are easier to suck. yeah, I knew I liked you for a reason....you're warped just like me "It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 334 #16 October 13, 2004 Quote Revlon Berry #266. So, that would be Berry toe-jam? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgskydive 0 #17 October 13, 2004 QuoteLook at it this way though, they are easier to suck. I was just wondering what flavor they are. Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #18 October 13, 2004 Quote I think I broke my toe! Did you call a tow truck? That was the first joke I ever learned, don't get to use it much... As for the bubble wrap, wear it to the Halloween Boogie. We'll all have fun popping it. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #19 October 13, 2004 Thanks to Kev, I have a theme now for my Saran Wrap dress. I'll go as Leftovers...I'm so good, you want to take me home and eat me again. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #20 October 13, 2004 Would that be leftover quesadilla?Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #21 October 14, 2004 QuoteWith my record, maybe I really should be jumping a Spectre so I can be "safer"! Just don't reach for any cleaning products while on final and you should be OK Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #22 October 14, 2004 Owie! cutie widdle toes though _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #23 October 14, 2004 I'm sorry, but your e-mail made me laugh BTW, Mailin and I will be in Florida the second weekend of Nov. What you doing for dinner?May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #24 October 14, 2004 QuoteWhat you doing for dinner? Sounds like I'm eating dinner with you! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #25 October 14, 2004 Goodie. Let me know what night works best for you. I still have your cell number so I'll call and we can figure it out.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites