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nigel99

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"There is a case in English law where a guy was beating his girlfriend over the head with a video recorder and she was screaming at him."
He said the man only woke up when the girlfriend said "I love you".
"Probably that was such a stupid thing in his dream that did not fit that it woke him up.
"It's like when you hear the phone in the middle of your dream and you wake up."



That is a real case. He was dreaming of being attacked by zombies as he had just been watching zombie B-movie. Girlfriend defended him and didn’t want charges brought. Hospital called police fearing domestic violence. At trial due to legal quirks he had to run an insanity plea and ended up in a mental institute at Her Majesties pleasure where the shrinks sent him home within the week because he wasn’t the slightest bit insane.

Not at all sure what it has to do with randy cheating partners wandering down the road in the middle of the night to shagg a neighbour then passing it off as sleep walking.

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yeah but this was a middle aged woman. Seriously surely the strangers would "know" that she was asleep - assuming its true? I mean I can't figure a woman picking up men that easily? Unless they figured she was a hooker;)
Experienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived.

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That's one of the reasons I don't buy it.

All I can think of is some bird banging the neighbour when her husband walks in and the conversation goes:

"oh my god, what the hell are you doing?"

"oh... er... WHAT - I was asleep... where in the hell am I?"

"oh that's ok darling, I belive you..."

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Heh...well, my story isn't quite as extreme, but a few nights ago, my hubby (AndyMan) rolled over towards me in bed (we usually sleep back to back), tilted my face to his, french kissed me and whispered, "You are so hot! I don't think I've told you that in a while..." Then he rolled back over and was sound asleep. I didn't know whether to laugh or swoon. :D

Also, several months ago we had "half-asleep sex." The next morning he couldn't remember if we had actually had sex or if it was a dream. :D:D:D I *think* he tried to "attack" me last night, but neither of us remember because we were so tired. :$

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"Scared of love, love and aeroplanes...falling out, I said takes no brains." -- Andy Partridge (XTC)

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Ok, I buy half of this. I have this like 30 minute 'boink window' after going to bed. It is not uncommon to wake just 'tackling' the other person. Like I wake up out of pure sex drive or something. So, that seems kind of possible. HOWEVER.....

There are some really disturbing point here: Where the frig are the other people coming from? And who the heck partakes in sex with a sleepy zombie person?
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