cloudhopper2 0 #1 October 15, 2004 an interestin idea, whadya think? >What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? > >Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? > >We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over >100%. How about achieving 103%? >Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these >questions: > >If: >A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: >1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. > >Then: > >H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K >8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% > >and > >K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E >11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% > >But, > >A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E >1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% >And, >B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T >2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% > >AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. > >A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G >1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% > >So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and >Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the >BullshiT and Ass kissing that will put you over the top. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites