HA HA Funny!

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An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put.

He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard who watched the whole incident walked up and asked,"What the heck is going on?"

The drunk, still staring down, replied:

"I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost."

I'm so funny I crack my head open!

P.M.S. #102

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lol good one.

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Oh come on! It's funny!

I'm so funny I crack my head open!

P.M.S. #102

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A young man slows down and runs through a stop sign in Mississippi. He is immediately pulled over by a state cop who says, "Son, in Mississippi we stop at all stop signs". The kid replies,"Stop slow,stop slow; what's the difference"? Again, the cop reminds him politely he should stop at all stop signs. Again the kid says, "Stop slow, stop slow; whats the damn difference"? Stop slow, stop slow; who cares"?
This time the cop asks the kid to get out of his car and put his hands on the roof. He then starts hitting the kid on the head with his night stick and says, "Son, would you like me to stop or go slow"?

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