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While walking to my car Saturday I ran into ...



This is why I don't write much.

I'd look at that sentance fragment and ask myself, "can I run into something while walking? Why, of all things, did I name my car 'Saturday'?"

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Then, I'd go back and edit it for a silly spelling mistake or something.
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While walking to my car Saturday I ran into no one. It was pretty unevenful until a man who doesn't write that much walked by with sunshines penis stuck in his ass. So I asked him what happened, he said my name is George Steinbrenner and some guy from Boston just did this to me.

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Some guy that was bending over and i got my penis stuck in his tight ass.



Hhahahahahah...I don't know why but Sunshine's reply just struck me as funny. I needed a good laugh. I'm at the end of a busy day and brain dead I guess.
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While walking to my car Saturday I ran into ...



Some guy that was bending over and i got my penis stuck in his tight ass.


So, I had to call in sick at Kroger, and they said, "



You're fired! Next time don't call from the store payphone you idiot!"

I turned in my apron and left the store. That was when I saw

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