Bolas 5 #51 October 21, 2004 You are so old school... Resume? Lets put the power of our pda's, cell phones, wireless, and bluetooth to work. Got to an office and take a battery of tests and answer question. Those characteristics characteristics, traits, etc. go into your phone/pda. Walk into a bar, grocery store, dog park, etc. and hit scan... Your personality profile will be automatically sent to all the electronic devices in the room. Your profiles will be compared: first orientation, then sex, if you are compatible. If there is a match both of your phones/pda's will play the same song and glow the same color and GPS style directions to find the person. Obviously you can disable it, set it for 1 night stands only, superficial values (Blonde, washboard abs, etc) This would rock in big cities!!! You could walk into a bar do a quick scan and know if it is worth hanging around, or move onto the next bar. Of course I know what mine would say (over and over again) [Voice mail lady voice] "You have no matches" Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #52 October 21, 2004 You are a GENIUS!!!!! Btw, I think bitterness is an attractive quality!There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
President 0 #53 October 21, 2004 Sounds like dot.com project to me Hey, Vallerina, let's make it into a website - something like www.datewatch.com You create an account, and generate one-time access code to your date (so they cannot change it later when they get pissed at you). Spirit of the Silicon Valley... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
President 0 #54 October 21, 2004 DOCOMO in Japan is already working on cell-phone based matching service. I myself was involved in a drafting for a never-born dot.com a while ago :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #55 October 21, 2004 I have heard of "blue tooth nooners" Val, if you like bitterness, you just met your dream man... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumperconway 0 #56 October 21, 2004 I'm a nice asshole and I love you! I am honest up font and don't need the T-shirt! Seriously, it wouldn't help because honesty is a virtue lost! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gordy 0 #57 October 21, 2004 Isn't part of the fun, finding these things out as you go along, and either accepting or rejecting them? Or is over-analysis a requirement these days? Why not make up a tick sheet to hand out, and avoid conversation all together? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #58 October 21, 2004 What the hell is giving " Dutch Ovens" ? wallysmile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tonto 1 #59 October 21, 2004 QuoteI'm going to put her on a probationary period for 30 days where she can be terminated without cause at any time." Isn't that always true of every relationship all the time? Both parties are free to terminate at any time. Withdrawal from a relationship has never required mutual consent. tIt's the year of the Pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #60 October 21, 2004 QuoteIsn't part of the fun, finding these things out as you go along, and either accepting or rejecting them? Heck no! I'd much rather know right up front that someone has a few qualities which I would not be able to tolerate while dating them. For example, I cannot stand the "Yes" men here at work. You know the type....they don't think for themselves, they go along with whatever anyone else says, etc. I don't want to date somebody like that, so I would really like to know if that's the type of person they are up front.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #61 October 21, 2004 Quotethey don't think for themselves, they go along with whatever anyone else says, etc. I don't want to date somebody like that, so I would really like to know if that's the type of person they are up front. Well no one's going to admit that was one of their bad qualitites! Hence the problem with your 'dating resume' - no one wants to list the really bad things about themselves.it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #62 October 21, 2004 QuoteWell no one's going to admit that was one of their bad qualitites! Hence the problem with your 'dating resume' - no one wants to list the really bad things about themselves. Well in your case it really doesn't work. You only have bad qualities. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #63 October 21, 2004 Quoteno one wants to list the really bad things about themselves. That's why I like Wendy's idea of having other people do it for you!There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #64 October 21, 2004 QuoteWell in your case it really doesn't work. You only have bad qualities. That made no sense. It could still work, just the front of my shirt would be blank QuoteThat's why I like Wendy's idea of having other people do it for you! That's a good theory, but one person's idea of a 'bad quality' can be very different from another's. One person's perception of you can be different than anothers'. One person might bring out a bad quality in you, when another doesn't.it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #65 October 21, 2004 QuoteOne person might bring out a bad quality in you, when another doesn't. Why you gotta waste my flava? Actually, I think there are a few qualities which are present no matter who you're with. A person who doesn't think for themselves won't no matter who they're with, etc.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #66 October 21, 2004 QuoteQuoteOne person might bring out a bad quality in you, when another doesn't. Why you gotta waste my flava? Actually, I think there are a few qualities which are present no matter who you're with. A person who doesn't think for themselves won't no matter who they're with, etc. That's true too, but I've already said people's perceptions can be different. There are some people who think that's a good quality (although I'd doubt they'd admit it) And if two people are together, and neither think for themself, neither will see it as a bad quality. So basically, I don't think the odds are in your favor for someone pointing out a bad quality that you'd experience with the same person.it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #67 October 21, 2004 QuoteThere are some people who think that's a good quality That's even better! If someone has something that I like listed as a bad quality, then I know I'm golden! Actually, if people were just more honest with themselves, I think it would make things a lot easier on everyone.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #68 October 21, 2004 Will you 2 get a room already. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #69 October 21, 2004 QuoteWill you 2 get a room already. Please! "Your mother's full of stupidjuice!" My Art Project Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #70 October 21, 2004 QuoteQuoteWill you 2 get a room already. Please! No, sorry, I prefer stairs.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #71 October 21, 2004 The though of Val getiing hot in a stairwell I can handle... but if wieeeeldbleuueu is in there too... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #72 October 21, 2004 QuoteThe though of Val getiing hot in a stairwell I can handle... but if wieeeeldbleuueu is in there too... He's just the video guy while Val and Opie get it on... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyingferret 0 #73 October 21, 2004 Ummm, resumes sell you; that is their purpose. And they are written subjectively to accomplish that. For you idea to have any validity, it would have to be written by a friend. And then they are seeing you through the friends' subjective conscience. The catch is, when you meet the right person, their subjective vision of you will probably be different/more understanding than anyone you have known, so wouldn't you like them to paint their own picture of you? Because the magic is, it will be better anyone you tried to paint. So, I vote for honesty and sincerity conversation way above the shirt. Because without, the rest really doesn't matter-- All the flaming and trolls of wreck dot with a pretty GUI. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clownburner 0 #74 October 21, 2004 This reminds me of a very old and very funny email that went around the internet years ago.. I've pasted it here. Quote I'm Not Bitter Quiz-o-Rama As many of you know, through recent events, I am a single man, once again. Since my last few affairs of the heart have been flops (in much the same way as the Titanic was a little flop), I have decided that in the future I shall be screeening all of my future dates with this highly scientific quiz. Enclosed is a quiz I shall hand out to any future dates. Also, I'm not bitter. Instructions: Please answer each question as honestly as possible. Bart will grade your responses and get back to you. 1) A woman's place is in the: a) House (or Senate) b) Bedroom c) Office d) Sitting in a deep dark cellar plotting to cut a man's entrails out and leave it as food for wild jackals 2) When singing in the shower, I will most likely sing: a) "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park" b) "Material Girl" c) "I Touch Myself" d) Theme from "Psycho" 3) The perfect Christmas gift is: a) Expensive perfume or intimate evening wear b) Flowers, a backrub, bubble bath, and a hand-written love sonnet c) Six-pack of Bud, Domino's Pizza, and an evening of QVC d) Whips, knives and red-hot irons 4) A woman's hairstyle should: a) Gently accentuate her best features b) Not resemble a poodle c) Hide the lobotomy scars d) Cover the little "666" on the back of the skull and not reveal the demon-horns 5) My personal role-model is: a) Hillary Clinton b) Ruth Bader-Ginsberg c) Daisy Duke d) Lorena Bobbit 6) When it comes to cars, I: a) Take good care of my car and change my oil regularly. b) What's oil? c) Think fuzzy dice are _cool_! d) Want a Mercedes... NOW! 7) If you man wants to date me, he must also like my: a) Family b) Pet rock c) Therapist d) Furniture 8) I have a subscription to: a) Newsweek and the Wall Street Journal b) Analog and Rolling Stone c) National Enquirer and T.V. Guide d) Weekly Reader 9) I want to have ___ children. a) Any number, as long as they are healthy b) Some c) Your d) Well-dressed 10) My list of favorite authors include: a) William Shakespeare b) Maya Angelou c) Chairman Mao d) Marquis DeSade 11) A romantic evening is best spent: a) Before a roaring fire b) Having a candle-lit dinner c) Country line dancing d) Shopping 12) I want to date a(n): a) Lawyer b) Engineer c) Crew-chief at the local JuffyLube d) Anyone who owns a shoe store 13) I really admire: a) My parents, for bringing me up right b) My teachers, for teaching me about life c) The makers of Velveeta d) Zsa Zsa Gabor 14) What attracted me most to you (physically) is/are your: a) Massive chest b) Tight buns c) Tattoo collection d) Credit cards 15) What attracted me most to you (mentally) is/are your: a) Sparkling wit b) Open mind c) Deep understanding of power tools d) Huh? 16) I really get turned on when you: a) Are with me b) Kiss my neck c) Imitate Beavis and Butt-Head d) Do the dishes 17) I can't live without: a) The support of friends b) Oxygen c) Entertainment Tonight d) Makeup 18) If you were really depressed, I would: a) Listen to your problems b) Rub your back c) Get you drunk d) Laugh 19) My favorite television programs are: a) NYPD Blue and Home Improvement b) MST3K, Roseanne, and Star Trek: TNG c) This Week In Monster Truck Racing and AmericaUs Most Wanted d) Lifestyles of the Cruel and Unusual 20) My favorite pig out food is: a) Low-fat yogurt b) Haagen Dasz c) Gummi worms d) A man's still quivering heart 21) A man should know where I keep my: a) House keys b) Erogenous zones c) Ear-wax remover d) Guns 22) I would rather die a slow painful death than: a) Betray a confidence b) Betray my country c) Miss "Wheel of Fortune" d) Spend one more minute with you 23) The most hellish,vile place on Earth is: a) Bosnia-Herzegovina b) Texas c) Anyplace with less than 40 channels of cable d) Your bedroom 24) The one phrase I would love to hear is: a) "Congratulations, Madame President" b) "Ohmygod, that is the winning lottery ticket!" c) "Wow! I've never seen a woman spit tobacco that far!" d) "What we can't figure out is how the arsenic got in his food in the first place." 25) If a man was to propose to me, I would: a) Cry b) Call my mother c) Be pregnant d) Giggle uncontrollably Please write a 300 word essay on the theme: "A Woman's Role In the Relationship: Helpmate or Saboteur" Please attach references, a current picture, and a blood sample. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #75 October 21, 2004 QuoteJesus loves you, but Satan has candy Your sig line is funny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
