Dating Resume

[Vallerina 2]

I have a theory that life would be much simpler for everyone if they just started handing out dating resumes before seeing someone. I'm not talking about the online personals kind of resume where you try to sell yourself. I'm talking about an actual resume that you hand over to someone who is already considering you.

My friend elaborated on this idea and suggested that people should wear shirts to the bars. The front of the shirt has your good qualities, and the back of the shirt has your bad qualities. You can look at someone's back and think "Yikes, I can't handle that," or think "That's not so bad."

What do you all think? If someone handed you their dating resume, wouldn't it be easier to know their flaws right off the bat?

There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

[McDuck 0]

Yeah, but how many times have you padded a working resume? And when we get asked that question about what our least admirable quality is, how often do we dig into cheese-central for the "My tendency to work too hard" type answers. If people were more honest all around, it would certainly help...but that would preclude the NEED for that dating resume anyway.

Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

[davedlg 0]

So would this resume include "refrences" and would you check them?? That could sure get ugly.

[wmw999 2,587]

Each time you break up with someone, they get to replace one line of your weaknesses, and one line of your strengths, and you get to replace one each of theirs.

Each time you date someone more than twice, the same exchange happens.

That way it should balance out, and reflect what others see.

You can always ask me for advice -- I have many answers

Wendy W.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[Vallerina 2]

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And when we get asked that question about what our least admirable quality is, how often do we dig into cheese-central for the

The interview part would certainly help weed out bsers!

There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

[Remster 30]

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y friend elaborated on this idea and suggested that people should wear shirts to the bars

Then what you would need is not a dating resume, it would be a mindless one night stand resume.

Remster

[lawrocket 3]

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If someone handed you their dating resume, wouldn't it be easier to know their flaws right off the bat?

It would be, but it sure wouldn't be much fun. What about the intrigue of getting to know someone? What about false expectations of what a person means to you? Can a resume give that chemistry that you find with others?

That would be the ultimate in judging a book by its cover, wouldn't it? "She seems qualified to date me, but I'm going to put her on a probationary period for 30 days where she can be terminated without cause at any time."

I'd rather figure out for myself...

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[quatorze 1]

where is the fun in that?

I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

[Vallerina 2]

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That would be the ultimate in judging a book by its cover, wouldn't it?

No, that would mean you'd date them for how they looked! You are simply dating them based on limited knowledge.

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I'd rather figure out for myself...

Not me! I'd like to know everything right up front! Give me what ya got! If the flaw is something like, "I hate most people," well, that I can deal with. If the flaw is something like, "I'm a workaholic" that's something that I just can't deal with! It's better to know those things from the start, in my not-so-humble opinion.

There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

[mouth 0]

Simple:

Front:

B*tch

Back:

B*tch

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Hot Mama
At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

[f1shlips 2]

There ya go.... that would make things real simple.

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drop zone (drop'zone) n. An incestuous sesspool of broken people. -- Attributed to a whuffo girlfriend.

[Guest]

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That would be the ultimate in judging a book by its cover, wouldn't it?

No, that would mean you'd date them for how they looked! You are simply dating them based on limited knowledge.

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I'd rather figure out for myself...

Not me! I'd like to know everything right up front! Give me what ya got! If the flaw is something like, "I hate most people," well, that I can deal with. If the flaw is something like, "I'm a workaholic" that's something that I just can't deal with! It's better to know those things from the start, in my not-so-humble opinion.

I can see the back of a t-shirt now---

"Known flaws - gives frequent Dutch Ovens"....

mh

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[Vallerina 2]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

My back:
Stubborn
Opinionated
Self-Righteous
Short-tempered

Any takers?

There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

[Brains 2]

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Simple:

Front:

B*tch

Back:

B*tch

Wouldn't scare me off

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

[RoadRash 0]

That sounds like a bad dating game......



~R+R...Putz, putz, putz, loser...Bitch, whore, putz, loser......Yeah...sounds like barrels of fun......

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Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

[josheezammit 0]

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Simple:

Front:

B*tch

Back:

B*tch

one of my friends in college always used to talk about how we could use the fact that we were christian to pick up girls, and then take them to a
bible study instead of hooking up with them.

So in honor of Curtis my shirt would say,
front:

I Love Jesus
and on the back:

I love Jesus (so i'll be good I promise....)

Ahh, what a wonderful world.

[lifewithoutanet 0]

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Each time you break up with someone, they get to replace one line of your weaknesses, and one line of your strengths, and you get to replace one each of theirs.

Now THERE'S an idea!
-C.

[GeordieSkydiver 0]

Back

"A very naughty boy"

Front

'A VERY naughty boy"

Lee

Lee _______________________________

In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy?
http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

[Vallerina 2]

Oh..yeah...

Front:
I rock

There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

[sunshine 2]

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My friend elaborated on this idea and suggested that people should wear shirts to the bars.

But i get so much more attention when i go topless.

___________________________________________
meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[edwinsneller 0]

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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

My back:
Stubborn
Opinionated
Self-Righteous
Short-tempered

Any takers?

So what are your bad qualities?

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Some days it's not even worth the effort to chew through the restraints.

[mouth 0]

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Simple:

Front:

B*tch

Back:

B*tch

Wouldn't scare me off

Not trying to scare anyone off just being up front so that when the b*tch appears you won't say I didn't tell ya so.

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Hot Mama
At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

[complexity 0]

or what about :

front: 32 D and real

back: tight booty (with arrow pointing down)

[Vallerina 2]

No, because the resume is all about the character of a person...which you can't see.

There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

[complexity 0]

i was joking