cocheese 0 #1 October 21, 2004 I was touched again by Kris's efforts to save another animal.I would like to see if we could start a fund for her second calling : Animal rescue and relief.Maybe we all could buy her necklaces and/or start a vet bill jar . We could call call it Skydivers for falling animals or something.Anyway, Can we at least give her a hand for her efforts ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 October 21, 2004 Last I was there....they kept a jar at manifest at SD Atlanta for "Mamma Dog's" vet bills. It usaually had a little collection of $1's in there. Between that and telling everyone to NOT feed her. We managed to keep her slim and fairly healthy for an airport dog. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #3 October 21, 2004 Kris is a sweetheart. In addition she's cute and smart. The only problem is I can't figure out how I'm going to get her to dance nekkid on the table since she doesn't drink Suggestions gladly accepted. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #4 October 21, 2004 Everything is negotiable.That IS a tough question. Beg her ? Whatever it takes i guess, but be persistant.. law students like that . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #5 October 21, 2004 QuoteThe only problem is I can't figure out how I'm going to get her to dance nekkid on the table since she doesn't drink Doesn't she drink just enough to not get drunk. Sounds smart to me! (Doesn't work for me dammit, since I weigh less than a weight belt.) Why are you trying to get her to dance naked on tables, anyway, Keith? I've danced on tables at Elsinore with my clothes on only... I've seen men dance without pants on those same tables, but I've yet to see nude women dance on those tables! Well, there's always the weekend... (Btw, I love Kris. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Keith 0 #6 October 21, 2004 QuoteWhy are you trying to get her to dance naked on tables, anyway, Keith? Why not? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Evelyn 0 #7 October 21, 2004 [replyI've seen men dance without pants on those same tables, but I've yet to see nude women dance on those tables! Well, there's always the weekend... (Btw, I love Kris. Wow!! I wanna see the nude men!! Life is either a daring adventure or nothing ~ Helen Keller Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #6 October 21, 2004 QuoteWhy are you trying to get her to dance naked on tables, anyway, Keith? Why not? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evelyn 0 #7 October 21, 2004 [replyI've seen men dance without pants on those same tables, but I've yet to see nude women dance on those tables! Well, there's always the weekend... (Btw, I love Kris. Wow!! I wanna see the nude men!! Life is either a daring adventure or nothing ~ Helen Keller Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evelyn 0 #8 October 21, 2004 I totally agree and will gladly donate to the fund. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing ~ Helen Keller Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #9 October 21, 2004 QuoteQuoteWhy are you trying to get her to dance naked on tables, anyway, Keith? Why not? Well, it will be sooo much easier just to get her to dance on the tables with clothing on, then you can proceed on to the next step and get her to dance on the tables without the clothes. Baby steps, my friend. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #10 October 21, 2004 QuoteBaby steps, my friend. OOOOhh! That's where I've been going wrong Thanks Rosa. You're a true pal Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #11 October 21, 2004 You'll be at Chick's Rock then, Keith? (I hope!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Keith 0 #12 October 21, 2004 You bet Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Michele 1 #13 October 21, 2004 How about just sticking a jump on her account at either Perris or Elsinore? I know that when someone did that for me, it made me grin for days. She really does rock. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Keith 0 #14 October 21, 2004 That's a nice idea and would help a starving student who spends what little she has on injured critters, but, how does that get her dancing on the table? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites McDuck 0 #15 October 21, 2004 Well, if it was YOU providing the jump tickets (notice the plural), then perhaps you could pocket the good karma and hope for the best. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TheAnvil 0 #16 October 21, 2004 Nightingale is cool. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Nightingale 0 #17 October 22, 2004 OMG you guys... I just saw this thread. For the record, I do drink, I just don't get drunk. I don' t really like the "buzzed" feeling, so I usually don't drink any more after I feel buzzed. As for dancing on the tables naked... as far as I know, nobody's ever asked me to dance in my life, especially not naked! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cocheese 0 #18 October 22, 2004 CB better start asking you to reveal your hidden talents.So i hope this thread helps your necklace sales and vet bills. Keep saving those animals... feed a skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Nightingale 0 #19 October 22, 2004 omg... you're so sweet. the necklaces and teddy bears are my only source of income while I'm in school, so I thank you for the publicity. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cocheese 0 #20 October 22, 2004 OK guys, You know your skybabe would melt if you gave her one of Kris's Skydiving Teddy Bears for the holidays. .. and a necklace would keep ya out da dog house for at least a week or two. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Evelyn 0 #21 October 22, 2004 I do not yet have a skydiving necklace so I am gonna buy one from Kris. And I think I will also ask her to make a skydiving teddy bear for me to give to my mom who was a bear collection, like 200 bears but not one skydiving bear. Kris rocks! Nice post BTW even though it doesn't involve sex. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing ~ Helen Keller Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cocheese 0 #22 October 22, 2004 Keith said nekid ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #23 October 22, 2004 Not to take anything away from Kris, but a few years back a lot of the old-timers were burned pretty bad by someone else who started a fundraiser on here for another skydiver. Because of that, starting a fundraiser on the forums probably isn't a good idea but buying her products or passing along a jump ticket is always perfectly acceptable. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cocheese 0 #24 October 22, 2004 Oh MOM ! . We aren't really going to donate money. We're just saying we are going to. Kidding.1 bear please. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #25 October 22, 2004 QuoteOh MOM ! I'm going to bed now. You all behave yourself! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
Keith 0 #12 October 21, 2004 You bet Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #13 October 21, 2004 How about just sticking a jump on her account at either Perris or Elsinore? I know that when someone did that for me, it made me grin for days. She really does rock. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #14 October 21, 2004 That's a nice idea and would help a starving student who spends what little she has on injured critters, but, how does that get her dancing on the table? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #15 October 21, 2004 Well, if it was YOU providing the jump tickets (notice the plural), then perhaps you could pocket the good karma and hope for the best. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #16 October 21, 2004 Nightingale is cool. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #17 October 22, 2004 OMG you guys... I just saw this thread. For the record, I do drink, I just don't get drunk. I don' t really like the "buzzed" feeling, so I usually don't drink any more after I feel buzzed. As for dancing on the tables naked... as far as I know, nobody's ever asked me to dance in my life, especially not naked! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #18 October 22, 2004 CB better start asking you to reveal your hidden talents.So i hope this thread helps your necklace sales and vet bills. Keep saving those animals... feed a skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #19 October 22, 2004 omg... you're so sweet. the necklaces and teddy bears are my only source of income while I'm in school, so I thank you for the publicity. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cocheese 0 #20 October 22, 2004 OK guys, You know your skybabe would melt if you gave her one of Kris's Skydiving Teddy Bears for the holidays. .. and a necklace would keep ya out da dog house for at least a week or two. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Evelyn 0 #21 October 22, 2004 I do not yet have a skydiving necklace so I am gonna buy one from Kris. And I think I will also ask her to make a skydiving teddy bear for me to give to my mom who was a bear collection, like 200 bears but not one skydiving bear. Kris rocks! Nice post BTW even though it doesn't involve sex. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing ~ Helen Keller Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cocheese 0 #22 October 22, 2004 Keith said nekid ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #23 October 22, 2004 Not to take anything away from Kris, but a few years back a lot of the old-timers were burned pretty bad by someone else who started a fundraiser on here for another skydiver. Because of that, starting a fundraiser on the forums probably isn't a good idea but buying her products or passing along a jump ticket is always perfectly acceptable. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cocheese 0 #24 October 22, 2004 Oh MOM ! . We aren't really going to donate money. We're just saying we are going to. Kidding.1 bear please. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #25 October 22, 2004 QuoteOh MOM ! I'm going to bed now. You all behave yourself! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
cocheese 0 #20 October 22, 2004 OK guys, You know your skybabe would melt if you gave her one of Kris's Skydiving Teddy Bears for the holidays. .. and a necklace would keep ya out da dog house for at least a week or two. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evelyn 0 #21 October 22, 2004 I do not yet have a skydiving necklace so I am gonna buy one from Kris. And I think I will also ask her to make a skydiving teddy bear for me to give to my mom who was a bear collection, like 200 bears but not one skydiving bear. Kris rocks! Nice post BTW even though it doesn't involve sex. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing ~ Helen Keller Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #22 October 22, 2004 Keith said nekid ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #23 October 22, 2004 Not to take anything away from Kris, but a few years back a lot of the old-timers were burned pretty bad by someone else who started a fundraiser on here for another skydiver. Because of that, starting a fundraiser on the forums probably isn't a good idea but buying her products or passing along a jump ticket is always perfectly acceptable. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #24 October 22, 2004 Oh MOM ! . We aren't really going to donate money. We're just saying we are going to. Kidding.1 bear please. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #25 October 22, 2004 QuoteOh MOM ! I'm going to bed now. You all behave yourself! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
