Slappie 9 #1 October 22, 2004 Wahoooooo! Got my email today!! Fear the Lemurs!! Ok well it's not Python, but John is a member of the old Monty Python team He's still a HOOT!! Quote Attention John Cleese Fanz ! We, the Lemurs, want to remind you one last time that "TheJohnCleese.com" launches on the 27th of October 2004. Please be sure and observe the dress code and wear a silly hat when you log on. Fear the LEMURS!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #2 October 22, 2004 I tell you - they're dirt diving an atmonaulti dive... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #3 October 22, 2004 Quote I tell you - they're dirt diving an atmonaulti dive... Can't you see it?? They're dirt-diving a 5 way hybrid-sit-rodeo!! Look closer.. Lemurs are so cool "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #4 October 22, 2004 i have a feeling this'll turn into a monty python quote thread soon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windcatcher 0 #5 October 22, 2004 Quote i have a feeling this'll turn into a monty python quote thread soon "We are no longer the knights who say "NEIE! We are now the knights who say ayakkatakkayakka" Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cajun 0 #6 October 22, 2004 no it isn't, and this isn't an argument. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #7 October 22, 2004 Receptionist: Yes, sir? Man: I'd like to have an argument please. Receptionist: Certainly, sir, have you been here before...? Man: No, this is my first time. Receptionist: I see. Do you want to have the full argument, or were you thinking of taking a course? Man: Well, what would be the cost? Receptionist: Yes, it's one pound for a five-minute argument, but only eight pounds for a course of ten. Man: Well, I think it's probably best of I start with the one and see how it goes from there. OK? Receptionist: Fine. I'll see who's free at the moment... Mr. Du-Bakey's free, but he's a little bit concilliatory... Yes, try Mr. Barnard -- Room 12. Man: Thank you. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #8 October 22, 2004 ...I never wanted to do this for a living. I...I...I always...wanted to be...a LUMBERJACK. Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. The giant larch, the redwood, the mighty scots pine. With my best girl by my side, we'd sing...sing... sing Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day. Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's okay, He sleeps all night and he works all day. I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I go shopping And have buttered scones for tea. Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, He goes to the lavatory. On Wednesdays he goes shopping And has buttered scones for tea. Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's okay, He sleeps all night and he works all day. I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing, And hang around in bars. Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, He likes to press wild flowers. He puts on women's clothing, And hangs around in bars? Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's okay, He sleeps all night and he works all day. I cut down trees, I wear high heels, Suspenders and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie, Just like my dear pappa. Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels? Suspendies...and a bra? ...he's a lumberjack and he's okay, He sleeps all night and he works all day. ...he's a lumberjack and he's OKAAAAAAAAAAYYY. He sleeps all night and he works all day. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #9 October 22, 2004 Sit on my face and tell me that you love me, I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too. I love to hear you o-ra-lise When I'm between your thighs, You blow me awaaay. Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you, I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly. Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine, If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play 'Till we're blown awaaaaaaaay. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #10 October 22, 2004 Quote Wahoooooo! Got my email today!! Fear the Lemurs!! Ok well it's not Python, but John is a member of the old Monty Python team He's still a HOOT!! Quote Attention John Cleese Fanz ! We, the Lemurs, want to remind you one last time that "TheJohnCleese.com" launches on the 27th of October 2004. Please be sure and observe the dress code and wear a silly hat when you log on. Fear the LEMURS!! What is this organization--"The Lemurs"? I MUST join.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dterrick 0 #11 October 22, 2004 OOOOOOH INTERCOURSE THE PENGUIN!!! Thanks so very much for contributing to my delinquency Slappie ... lemurs are much cooler than Badgers Dave Life is very short and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend (Lennon/McCartney) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #12 October 22, 2004 Quote OOOOOOH INTERCOURSE THE PENGUIN!!! Thanks so very much for contributing to my delinquency Slappie ... lemurs are much cooler than Badgers Dave Badgers?!? BADGERS?!?! We don't need no stinkin' Badgers!!!! Gotta love the Pythons... I have every one of their movies... whistle whistle whistle "look on the bright side of life..." Now if I could just remember the rest... arrgh! Blue Skies Billy"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #13 October 23, 2004 Any one got a copy of the sperm sketch ? I've been searching for it for ages Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #14 October 23, 2004 It's nothing....a flesh wound! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #15 October 23, 2004 Quote Quote i have a feeling this'll turn into a monty python quote thread soon "We are no longer the knights who say "NEIE! We are now the knights who say ayakkatakkayakka" ARTHUR: Ni! BEDEVERE: Nu! ARTHUR: No, no, no, no, i-- BEDEVERE: Nu! ARTHUR: No, it's not that. It's 'ni'. BEDEVERE: Nu! ARTHUR: No, no. 'Ni'. You're not doing it properly. No. BEDEVERE: Ni! ARTHUR and BEDEVERE: Ni! ARTHUR: That's it. That's it. You've got it. ROGER THE SHRUBBER: Are you saying 'ni' to that old woman? ARTHUR: Erm,... yes. ROGER: Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'ni' at will to old ladies. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #16 October 23, 2004 Quote Any one got a copy of the sperm sketch ? I've been searching for it for ages are you talking about the song 'every sperm is sacred'? i think i have that around somewhere...."Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #17 October 23, 2004 "It's a man's life, in the British Dental Association!" -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
