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A Song for Vallerina (subtitle: The Boilermaker Dirge)

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"HAIL ! To the victors, valiant.
HAIL ! To the conquering heroes.
HAIL ! HAIL ! To Michigan
The leaders and best !

HAIL! To the victors, valiant.
HAIL ! To the conquering heroes.
HAIL ! HAIL ! To Michigan
The Champions of the West !"

I wish I could have seen it. Here in the Southeast, the ABC Regional game treated us to a thrilling matchup between two powerhouse ACC teams, #105 North Carolina vs. #117 Duke.>:(>:( So I followed it periodically through a typed play-by-play on the UM website. Not as much fun, but you take what you can get !

Maybe next year Purdue wins this game ! (oh, wait....I said that LAST year, and the year before THAT, and the year before THAT, etc...)

(...at least y'all are having a much better year than that team in Columbus.....when the wind is right, I can open my windows and hear this huge sucking sound coming from central Ohio....) :P

:)



Don
"When in doubt I whip it out,
I got me a rock-and-roll band.
It's a free-for-all."

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Shut the Fuck Up by Cake :P

Heads of state who ride and wrangle
Who look at your face for more than one angle
Can cut you from their bloated budgets
Like sharpened knives through chicken mcnuggets


Now, heads of state who ride and wrangle
Who look at your face for more than one angle
Can cut you from their bloated budgets
Like sharpened knives through chicken mcnuggets


(Shut the fuck) up
Yo, shut the fuck up
(Shut the fuck)
Right, right, learn to buck up
(Shut the fuck)
Right, shut the fuck up, hey, ho
(Shut the fuck)
Now, now learn to buck up

(1, 2, a-1, 2, 3, 4!)

Now, nimble fingers that dance hall numbers
Will eat your children and steal your thunder
While heavy torsos that heave and hurl
Will crunch like nuts in the mouths of squirrels

Now, nimble fingers that dance hall numbers
Will eat your children and steal your thunder
While heavy torsos that heave and hurl
Will crunch like nuts in the mouths of squirrels

(Shut the fuck) up
Yo, shut the fuck up
(Shut the fuck)
Right now learn to buck up
(Shut the fuck)
Right, shut the fuck up yeah, ho! Yow!
(Shut the fuck) Yow! Yow! Yow!
Learn to buck up

Now, simple feet that flicker like fire
And burn like candles in smokey's fires
Do more to turn my joy to sadness
Than somber thoughts of burning planets

Now, clever feet that flicker like fire
And burn like candles in smokey's fires
Do more to turn my joy to sadness
Than somber thoughts of burning planets

(Shut the fuck)
All right
Ok
I don't(Shut the fuck) wanna
I don't wanna hear it that's right
(Shut the fuck)
Oh no, ok, I don't wanna
(Shut the fuck)
I don't wanna
(Shut the fuck)
Yeeaahh, ho, yow!
(Shut the fuck)
I don't wanna...I don't wanna...
There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

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at least y'all are having a much better year than that team in Columbus.....when the wind is right, I can open my windows and hear this huge sucking sound coming from central Ohio



and to think i thought you were cool don,,, guess not........ oh wait you are your, choice of teams just sucks......... now remind me when was the last time the blue and gold was national champs??? then remind me when osu was...... hehehehee

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That's always the driving tactic of teams that are really sucking...just keep looking in the rear view mirror



val, sometimes you get the best view when looking back at things..... see attached pic!!!!

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now remind me when was the last time the blue and gold was national champs???



It's MAIZE and BLUE....and they powered and dominated their way to the national championship after the 1997 season....their 4th national championship, if I recall correctly.

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then remind me when osu was...... hehehehee



The Buckeye lucked their way to their 2nd championship after the 2002 season....Coach Tressel directly attributed their success that year to the extremely large amount of money OSU had in their "Slush Fund for Bribing College Football Officials" at the start of the season. :P


Don
"When in doubt I whip it out,
I got me a rock-and-roll band.
It's a free-for-all."

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"Slush Fund for Bribing College Football Officials" at the start of the season



thank you , i now know what field i should get a job in... the football field... hahaha,,i crack myself up....... okay enough debating... i just wanted to give ya shit.....i have no numbers, no stats, nothing.... just shit,and i give it at will to all for free..... so take your serving and go on and revel in the supiriorness of the "maize" and blue...........




p.s. my grand parents live just off maize ave in columbus...... wonder if anyone has ever painted any blue on that sign....

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I've seen better. Mmm...Wildblue's ass



i've seen wildblue's ass too... for some reason it did nothing for me though..... now jessy and heather's asses.... ah..... those are nice, the picture really doesn't do them justice.............




p.s. they would kill me if they knew i posted themon the internet....lol.. but no faces makes ti okay right???:P

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my grand parents live just off maize ave in columbus......



Good for them....sounds like they found a little section of heaven, in the midst of the "Cesspool of the Midwest" that is Columbus... :)
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wonder if anyone has ever painted any blue on that sign....



I remember reading of a prank the UM students played on OSU (in the '70s, I think)...they took hundreds of pipe cleaners, painted them blue, bent them into the shape of an "M"....then snuck onto the OSU campus late at night and carefully placed them in the center of the tulips growing on the campus grounds. B|


Don
"When in doubt I whip it out,
I got me a rock-and-roll band.
It's a free-for-all."

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