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VanillaSkyGirl

LMAO...funny, crazy dreams!

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I just remembered my dream from Sunday night after I had done my recurrency coached jump earlier that day, then watched the film Van Helsing that evening. I dreamt that I was in some kind of haunted castle, which was actually my parents' mansion. Anyway, I was trying to get recurrent in this crazy place, which was pretty cool visually, I must say. The funniest part of the dream was that my recurrency requirement was that I get recurrent by doing a tandem with this Frankenstein-like guy. I then realized that the guy that was my tandem master was Tallguy. :ph34r: We were supposed to just jump out of the haunted castle and fly (like vampires), instead of jumping out of a plane. :D It's funny because I awoke from my dreams at around 4:30 am, then fell back asleep and resumed dreaming the same dream!

(Btw, sorry Tallguy. You are nothing like Frankenstein, my friend. :$)

Anyone else have any crazy skydiving-related dreams that you want to share?

:)

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well i had this dream i was skydiving with some of my instructors over my old elementary school and it turned into a 50 way for some reason and when everyone broke off and tracked someone got in my way so i had to turn around and i went to pull and missed and went to pull again but by then i was too low and instead of hitting the ground hard i kinda flew down and landed on my feet...then it turned into a flying dream where i was flying around.....crazy:S:S

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Nah...you've had better dreams, I'm sure.



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Okay...your post got me thinking.:)

My skydiving dreams aren't as creative as yours,
they're more like videos of jumps I made but more from
a cameraman's perspective.
..I see myself, but outside myself.

Except one...more nightmare than dream...[:/]

Still remember it vividly-
I had about 200 jumps at the time, in college.

I was in the 182 from my old club, flying around
at 12.5 when the door just pooped open...

Impulsively I hopped out into a perfect arch,
looking back up at the plane I see the pilot,
a good friend...
... with this horrified look on his face.:o

Only then do I realize I have no rig on!

Everything is of course in slo-mo, so I had all kinds
of time to think...
Do I pray... panic...just enjoy the last skydive,
or start flapping like a bird!?

I remember thinking about friends and family...things
I needed to do, and say...

I recall feeling sacred...
and mad for screwing up like that.>:(

Wondering which would be better...head first and get it
over with...feet first to look around that extra millisecond...
Finally deciding to survive, I begin tracking for some trees.

.....My S/O at the time was a psych major,
and gave me the long drawn out analysis of my
dreams 'true' meaning.:$

"It's your subconscious telling you that you're ~
to impulsive...have unsettled issues...life going in
the wrong direction...shouldn't be skydiving..."

I was telling the story a couple weeks later during a
'safety meeting' and one of the old salts says...B|

"That's all bullshit...it's your human survival instinct,
...the 'Never give up gene'...
I think your subconscious is telling you to get a
new GIRLFRIEND!" :ph34r:












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I've had a few skydiving dreams... non as of lately.
but the one that sticks with me: I was on a normals skydive.... broke off.... and I just did not pull.... Don't know why I just didn't... well, I did not hit the ground at 90 degrees... I more slid in like jumping of a motorcycle.... got real dirty... heart was racing... And was thinking "well at least i don't have to repack"
I walk over to the hanger, and everybody is lecturing, and bitchin' me out... saying WTF you do that for?..... then I woke up


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