Girlfalldown 0 #1 October 21, 2004 "looks like a fun party except for the visible penis of course" "i'm not crazy...now pipe down or i'll eat your other eye" "when I felt a cold coming on there was one thing that cleared it right up. L S D" And these were just in the last hour! Can you guess who said them? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edwinsneller 0 #2 October 21, 2004 I saw these quotes in the pub and I'm almost sorry I did: "My friends dad had a girlfriend with a glass eye and she would pop it out and let him stick his weiner in the socket. Like a blow job only it was an eye job." This one is really freaky... "With dead people you just slit the skin a little and stick it in. Like the first time they say." Can you guess who said these?--- Some days it's not even worth the effort to chew through the restraints. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #3 October 21, 2004 QuoteI saw these quotes in the pub and I'm almost sorry I did: "My friends dad had a girlfriend with a glass eye and she would pop it out and let him stick his weiner in the socket. Like a blow job only it was an eye job." This one is really freaky... "With dead people you just slit the skin a little and stick it in. Like the first time they say." Can you guess who said these? OMG you people are sick!!! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #4 October 21, 2004 "wow...did you actually say queef?. I've never heard a female say that before" and " we were all naked again and was running around with a pair of 's underware on his head" and "and the guy she was with grabbed her face and said 'hold still' and he licked her eyeball!" Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #5 October 21, 2004 Quote "My friends dad had a girlfriend with a glass eye and she would pop it out and let him stick his weiner in the socket. Like a blow job only it was an eye job." hahahahahhaha... and this is EXACTLY why I have to visit the pub more. that's some funny shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #6 October 21, 2004 I'm tellin ya, there's some funny shit going on in there. Like this: "nothing like a virgin girl with bacon grease" "does it get any better?" "Only if you add beer." -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #7 October 21, 2004 Yesterday from someone: "Everything today involved something either going into or out of my ass?" -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #8 October 21, 2004 QuoteYesterday from someone: "Everything today involved something either going into or out of my ass?" Bah...they stole that one from Eric Cartman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #9 October 21, 2004 QuoteQuoteYesterday from someone: "Everything today involved something either going into or out of my ass?" Bah...they stole that one from Eric Cartman That was me! I actually put /carman after it though -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #10 October 21, 2004 "damn I look hammered on 039" Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #11 October 22, 2004 OMG, I was there and it is still funny. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sangiro 26 #12 October 22, 2004 Hey Corn, I removed the log you posted. We've discussed that before.....You were either there for it or not. Safe swoops Sangiro Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #13 October 22, 2004 It is way to early in the morning since I sat and READ every post there...then realized they were 2.5 years old. It still was funny maybe because I was there. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #14 October 27, 2004 QuoteHey Corn, I removed the log you posted. We've discussed that before.....You were either there for it or not. Sorry about that bossman. I do remember that just as I was getting on the forums. I will refrain from posting chat logs on the forum. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #15 October 27, 2004 QuoteSorry about that bossman Don't be sorry. Kick him again, Corn "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites