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Random quotes from the pub!

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"looks like a fun party except for the visible penis of
course"

"i'm not crazy...now pipe down or i'll eat your other eye"

"when I felt a cold coming on there was one thing that cleared it right up. L S D"


And these were just in the last hour! Can you guess who said them?

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(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

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I saw these quotes in the pub and I'm almost sorry I did:

"My friends dad had a girlfriend with a glass eye and she would pop it out and let him stick his weiner in the socket. Like a blow job only it was an eye job."

This one is really freaky...

"With dead people you just slit the skin a little and stick it in. Like the first time they say."

Can you guess who said these?
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Some days it's not even worth the effort to chew through the restraints.

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I saw these quotes in the pub and I'm almost sorry I did:

"My friends dad had a girlfriend with a glass eye and she would pop it out and let him stick his weiner in the socket. Like a blow job only it was an eye job."

This one is really freaky...

"With dead people you just slit the skin a little and stick it in. Like the first time they say."

Can you guess who said these?



OMG you people are sick!!!

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"wow...did you actually say queef?. I've never heard a female say that before"

and

" we were all naked again and was running around with a pair of 's underware on his head"

and

"and the guy she was with grabbed her face and said 'hold still' and he licked her eyeball!"

Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast!
Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool!
bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump

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"My friends dad had a girlfriend with a glass eye and she would pop it out and let him stick his weiner in the socket. Like a blow job only it was an eye job."



hahahahahhaha... and this is EXACTLY why I have to visit the pub more. :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r: that's some funny shit. B|

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Yesterday from someone: "Everything today involved something either going into or out of my ass?"

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the depth of his depravity sickens me.
-- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt

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It is way to early in the morning since I sat and READ every post there...then realized they were 2.5 years old.:D

It still was funny maybe because I was there. :D

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Hot Mama
At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

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Hey Corn, I removed the log you posted. We've discussed that before.....You were either there for it or not. :)



Sorry about that bossman. I do remember that just as I was getting on the forums. I will refrain from posting chat logs on the forum.

Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast!
Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool!
bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump

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