McDuck 0 #1 October 28, 2004 Oh listen tender lumplings, let me take you by the hand I'll take you from this hellhole to the Promised land But don't blame me, oh children, if those promises don't keep 'Cause promises, like lives, can be bought so very cheap." - Oingo Boingo --------------------------- Following is a second-hand cut-and-paste of a first-hand account of how Sonic Beef was brought unto this world. There will not be a test later, so drink up. Also visit Sonic Beef online HQ and sound off. This club of rowdy BASE jumpin, Skydiving freako's was formed from a horrible landing as everyone has done once or twice. It took over a year to actually put this combination of words into what it is becoming today; an "organized" club of rowdy beer swillin bunch of BASE jumpers, Skydiving freako's, and those willing to take thier clothes off while drunk like the five founding members. This club was formed through correspondence while we (#2 & #3) were living in Germany and was a gift to #2+#3 from #1 (The Beef). There are five founding member names and Six actual founding members. Here they are by number. #2 (Sonic the Beef Hog) was skydiving one day with #3 (Wee Beef Creator) at the greatest DZ in the universe(Skydive Parkton) when on one particular landing I ate it hard like I was looking for a cheese burger that fell out of my pocket or something. #1(The Beef, DZO and Best friend to all) saw this as he was going Baja with his Toyota Echo across the DZ and yelled to me "Sonic Beef!!!!!". The Club was born. Soon after #5 (Intellectual Beef) came into the picture with his wife and fit in immediately due to his superior intellect and abnormally large penis. All the male SB members have huge penises except #6 he lost his in a karate fight with a 13 year old girl. Feeling a void in the Sonic Force we felt amiss. But to our surprise and delight Elliot #4 came into the picture in enough time to not give a shit about anything or anyone. His hard hitting nature made him a pleasure to be around and kept us from feeling that we were anything more than a fucking bunch of dipshits. Also that we could eat shit if we felt so obliged. #1. John "The Beef", Mastermind of Sonic beef and uses his Sonic powers to dance and sing "Indian Outlaw". #2. Matt "Sonic the Beef Hog", Idiot who has permanent mental issues from prolonged exposure to Afghan culture and Chai. Uses his Sonic powers to make it through the day without killing anyone or himself. #3. LilBird "Wee Beef Creator" AND #2 and #3's belly baby "Wee Beef" - These are the only two members to have the same number.....EVER! Uses Sonic powers to create the fellow #3 member and also stay with her idiot partner #4. Elliot "The Beef Brander" is the authorization point for all Sonic Beef tattoos. Uses Sonic powers to.....Well, to not give a shit about you. #5. McDuck "Intellectual Beef" This is our source of mind altering philosophy and intellect. Uses Sonic powers to reenact any Family Guy or Futurama scene in an Intellectual manner that boggles normal people. The founding members find it hilarious. This is the line up, Please feel free to sign in and get your bad ass Sonic Beef name on the Sonic Roster. Once a member you must use the words "Sonic" or "Beef" like the word "smurf" in Smurf Village. The list must continue!!!!Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #3 October 28, 2004 where is #6? sonic screetch in the hizhouseLeroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #4 October 28, 2004 Hey, genius, you were added AFTER it was founded. Now go back to cramming sausages in your eye-holes or you're out of the band.Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eb66to77 0 #5 October 28, 2004 #6 Sonic Screetch was added to the member list after his first BASE jump. #1 and I gave him this name due to the Shreaking screetch he made upon exit on video. Never the less he continued BASE jumping now sporting his life branded name of Sonic Screetch. Peace Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #6 October 28, 2004 sasuage?... hum yummmyLeroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
