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ACMESkydiver

Where's my husband??

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?? :| He gets off work at 4:30pm, and walks in the door from 5:10-5:20pm...and no answer on his cell phone. It's an hour later and he hasn't called.

:|....[:/]...:o

Was he in a wreck?? Is he out partying??? Has he just won the lotto???

WHERE IS HE?!?!?

Anyone with info on my husband please call 1-800-FIND-JOE. :ph34r::ph34r:

Ok, this post is not serious...but I'm just trying to allay my paranoia with humor.:(
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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Finally...a phone call. Working late. He'll be another 10 minutes or so until he leaves the office. Phew....:)
OK question to YOU, men: WHY do you not call when you're going to be an hour or better late and already told the little woman you'd be home for dinner??? >:(

Poopy men....
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OK question to YOU, men: WHY do you not call when you're going to be an hour or better late and already told the little woman you'd be home for dinner???


Secret. I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you;)

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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Women.........



"Men.........."

Oh wait...the firemen you shower with said you don't have the required equipment for that category...

D'oh!!!! :o

Bwahahahahaaaaa....:ph34r::P;) Kidding Kev... Just no coming back with a fat joke and nobody gets hurt...:ph34r:
~Jaye
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OK question to YOU, men: WHY do you not call when you're going to be an hour or better late and already told the little woman you'd be home for dinner???


Secret. I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you;)



Uh-huh. The secret of 'sleeping on the couch with your right hand', is it? :P
~Jaye
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Back on topic...Joe, get your ass home.;)



He STILL isn't here...>:(

And we just got a new bed!!!! A brand new, big fluffy bed that's like 4 feet off the ground!!! It's sooooooooo comfy!!! :)
Ah getcher minds outta the gutter. I just like to cuddle...:)
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Uh-huh. The secret of 'sleeping on the couch with your right hand', is it?


Yep. You learn that right after the "toilet seat thang" and "cool muddy feet on the coffee table routine".:)

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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MMMM Din din.. I am having some baked Punkini


Last year I planted some Zuchini next to some pumpkins.. and VOILA I have their bastard children this year from the ones I rototilled under last year.

I have a whole bunch of wierd squash.. I have som little round punkins that look like Zuchini..and the Zuckini that turn orange link Punkins..

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