Vallerina 2 #1 November 3, 2004 This guy needs some advice. Please help him. Quote Dear Amy: My girlfriend is very flirtatious. She likes to flirt with anyone. Once when we went to a party, she ended up kissing a younger (25-year-old) guy while I was looking for her downstairs. Now she wants us to date other people as well, and I found out that she was physically involved with another man. When I complain to her about her behavior, she tells me that I can't accept her freedom. She says that a few kisses don't count for anything and wonders why I am so insecure. I love her. I know that she loves me, but I am having a hard time trusting her. Should I stay with someone who is actively looking for someone else while we are dating? -- Confused Yes, you are very insecure because you don't want your girlfriend sleeping around. This question was in the Chicago Tribune under Amy Dickenson's advice column.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pleifer 0 #2 November 3, 2004 My advice: dude move on.... the fat lady is singing, it's over _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #3 November 3, 2004 Another gem: QuoteDear Abby: My daughter, "Danni," is 36. She was heterosexual until she spent five years in prison. Ever since her release, she has been living in a lesbian relationship with a woman named "Marty." But sometimes she comes to my house and uses my computer to visit lesbian sites, trying to find another lover. I hate the woman Danni is with now. I try to treat Marty with respect. But I am considering trying to find a spell book and casting a spell to make Danni break up with Marty. Marty is bigger than Danni. They got into a fistfight recently, and Danni came to me covered with bruises. Please tell me what to do. I don't know ... -- Witch Way To Turn These HAVE to be fake!!! If I had a daughter getting the crap beat out of her, I don't think the first place I'd turn to is a spell book!There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #4 November 3, 2004 Shouldn't you be working or something? Or maybe visiting another museum while 'on the clock' it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pleifer 0 #5 November 3, 2004 Anytime I think my life is weird.... I just have to read the advice columns, or watch Springer... and *poof* I feel normal again Do I need more proof than lesbian daughter in a abusive relationship, and the wiccan mother is writing to "Dear Abby" of which spell to cast. _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #6 November 3, 2004 QuoteOr maybe visiting another museum while 'on the clock' Oh! That's another thread right there!!!!! Sheesh! I've already got three threads up here, though. That story will have to wait. Awww...screw it.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #7 November 3, 2004 Dear Confused, What the fuck are you confused about? Your girlfriend wants to fuck other guys. Got a problem with that? Move on. Don't have a problem with that? Quit your whining. What's so freakin' confusing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #8 November 3, 2004 Phillykev giving the relationship advice is funny. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #9 November 3, 2004 Dear Witch Way To Turn, Turn 180 degrees and start walking. Stop 45 minutes after you have reached the ocean. Blessed be, all your problems will then be solved. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #10 November 3, 2004 QuotePhillykev giving the relationship advice is funny. Have I told you I hate you lately? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #11 November 3, 2004 QuoteHave I told you I hate you lately? Yup, i think you told me yesterday. Your reverse pyschology is sooo cute. Why don't you just ask me out already?? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #12 November 3, 2004 QuoteQuoteHave I told you I hate you lately? Yup, i think you told me yesterday. Your reverse pyschology is sooo cute. Why don't you just ask me out already?? Where are you dancing these days? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #13 November 3, 2004 QuoteWhere are you dancing these days? In trailers with me.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pleifer 0 #14 November 3, 2004 Here is the Dear Dotti advice column from the Weekly World News Dear Dotti: I recently proposed to my girlfriend, but to my dismay, she turned me down flat! It turns out she doesn't like the fact that I'm a huge Brad Pitt fan, have a Brad Pitt calendar, have all his films on DVD, and wrote an angry letter to Jennifer Aniston when she married him, because I didn't think she was good enough for him. Dotti, she actually accused me of being secretly gay and in love with Brad Pitt! What gives? -- Dumbfounded in Cleveland Dear Dumbfounded: If you aren't gay, you're some kind of freak. Either way, your girlfriend made the right choice. Why are all you women nuts? Dear Dotti: As a man who has been married and divorced four times, I just have one simple question: Why are you women such crazy nutcases? -- Wondering in Haverton Dear Wondering: If we're crazy, it's because you drive us crazy. Go watch a ball game, drink a beer and get even fatter and lazier, you useless pinhead. _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #15 November 3, 2004 QuoteQuoteWhere are you dancing these days? In trailers with me. Stop it....you're driving me nuts!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #16 November 3, 2004 QuoteAnother gem: QuoteDear Abby: My daughter, "Danni," is 36. She was heterosexual until she spent five years in prison. Ever since her release, she has been living in a lesbian relationship with a woman named "Marty." But sometimes she comes to my house and uses my computer to visit lesbian sites, trying to find another lover. I hate the woman Danni is with now. I try to treat Marty with respect. But I am considering trying to find a spell book and casting a spell to make Danni break up with Marty. Marty is bigger than Danni. They got into a fistfight recently, and Danni came to me covered with bruises. Please tell me what to do. I don't know ... -- Witch Way To Turn These HAVE to be fake!!! If I had a daughter getting the crap beat out of her, I don't think the first place I'd turn to is a spell book! Val, Are you sure these weren't published last April, around the first day of the month? That might explain things... There's a rag in the Seattle area called "The Stranger" (which I prefer to call "Strangler" - heh) in which such wackiness might be read. Then there's Dan Savage's column, in which columns such as this are considered tame. mh . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #17 November 3, 2004 QuoteWhere are you dancing these days? ------------------------------------------------------------ In trailers with me. ------------------------------------------------------------ Stop it....you're driving me nuts!!! I'll be performing this weekend in Opie's trailer. It's located on the scenice north shore of SDC's lovely campground. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
