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Man, I think I'm gonna be sick...

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I went to the market last week, picked up a bottle of diet sprite, some oat bran bread and a few other things. I just made some toast and halfway through eating it, while typing a reply to another thread, I saw huge mold spores on the bread. I bit through a few of them. I then took a couple swigs of my diet sprite to wash away the swallowed mold spores from my throat and it tasted weird. I look at the bottle and it's expiration date is 9-10-04. Why me????!!!! I just recovered from my 2 week rest period of bronchitis from work. What am I gonna tell my boss now if I get sick again? Hoy ve....

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Don't tell my grandma that. She has cases of the stuff in her garage that she bought on sale in 1994.

You bes tell granny to chuck the supply. For some reason, cans stay fresher longer than bottled soda. I guess the vacuum pressure keeps it that way. She does have cans, right?

What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?

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Look at this way, Penicillin was originally derived from mold. You have now been innoculated and should be cured of whatever ails you and protected from some pretty nasty social diseases too!
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Don't tell my grandma that. She has cases of the stuff in her garage that she bought on sale in 1994.

You bes tell granny to chuck the supply. For some reason, cans stay fresher longer than bottled soda. I guess the vacuum pressure keeps it that way. She does have cans, right?



No way dude! She'll be bummin. She needs those for her high balls!!!

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and should be cured of whatever ails you and protected from some pretty nasty social diseases too!

Maybe I should rub some on my crotch and then go out in the world to freely have unsafe sex too. :)

What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?

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Cool and weird things happen to old sodas, especially cans.

I'm only going to ask if it doesn't involve anything sexual...does it? :P



Oh no..nothing sexual, it's just due to how cans are made and properties of the metal, very interesting stuff.
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