SpeedRacer 1 #1 November 4, 2004 I used my blue-y powers to move this from Speakers Corner. Top Ten John Kerry Excuses (for losing the election): 10. Voters were in a fever-induced haze because they couldn't get flu shots. 9. Floridians confused by shockingly unconfusing ballots. 8. Maybe it wasn't best idea to begin speeches with "yo mama is so fat" jokes. 7. The endorsement from Osama Bin Laden didn't exactly help him. 6. "Dude--it's the Curse of the Bambino." 5. Should've campaigned more in New Mexico, less in regular Mexico. 4. Turns out voters think it's hot that Cheney has a lesbian daughter. 3. Thought America was ready for a lunatic first lady. 2. Voters seem to really like a weak economy and a badly-run war. 1. Was distracted by late night erotic phone calls from Bill O'Reilly. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 November 4, 2004 Do you watch O'Brian? He had a thing going on for a while with "Bill O'Reilly" calling him...funny funny shit.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dubbayab 0 #3 November 4, 2004 Yea, I saw that, do you think O'riley is a bad man? Or do you think he gat screwed over? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #4 November 4, 2004 No clue...I'llleave that discussion to the "serious" fights...err..discussions over in SC.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #5 November 4, 2004 QuoteDo you watch O'Brian? He had a thing going on for a while with "Bill O'Reilly" calling him...funny funny shit. I saw that. You know it's scary that we both enjoy the same humor.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wee 0 #6 November 5, 2004 QuoteYea, I saw that, do you think O'riley is a bad man? Or do you think he gat screwed over? Oh, he definetly got screwed! But he should have known better. He and that girl and deeeeeee-rty! "that girl" = I don't know her name but lewensky comes to mind. those Bills.... If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #7 November 5, 2004 Keep it in SCMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
