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I ate snails on a cruise ship once.

I would like to have been there when the first human looked at a snail and said "Hey, that looks like good eating!"

That one and whoever ate the first artichoke.

You know when applying a "choke hold" it is very important not to apply frontal pressure to the throat. The goal is to restrict blood flow, not air flow.

My wife's grandmother's name is Flo.

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What? You think all I do is bash on GWB?

I no longer really feel that's required. He's over his "hero's honeymoon" now and people are now beginning to see him for what he truely is.

Oh, wait, that was kind of a bash wasn't it?

Anyway, StarKist® Chunk White is available in 3-oz. and 6-oz. cans.

Nutrition Facts for 6-oz. can
Solid White Albacore in water
Serving Size: 2 oz. drained
Calories: 70 / Total Carb: 0g / Total Fat: 1g
Fiber: 0g / Sat. Fat: 0g / Sugars: 0g / Cholest: 25mg
Protein: 15g / Sodium: 250mg
Omega 3: 450mg

Damn nearly a perfect food -- unless you want to consider the mercury content -- which they leave out -- oh well.
quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

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why flying squirrels can land



Rocky was a cool flying squirrel. Kind of an odd freindship, that, a flying squirrel and a moose.



a moose once bit my sister..
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Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.

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unless you want to consider the mercury content



Eddie Mercury was a punk rock singer.

Hookitt knows how to use a sewing machine, but I don't know what brand it is.

I branded cows for a while when I was a teenager. There's several ways to castrate cattle when you have them in the chute for branding.

I used to be brand loyal to Nikon, but I like my new Canon better.

They used to fire a little brass cannon at my Boy Scout Camp in the summers.

Summer can be hot. It only got down to 94 degrees overnight in parts of Arizona.

Saving Arizona was a funny movie.

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hookitt knows how to use a sewing machine, but I don't know what brand it is.



Pfaff 138, ZigZag
Singer Kick ass double needle (sorry forgot the number):S

edit: changed nubmer to number

Cheap as heck cheezy ass Serger sits in a corner colecting dust.

Any one got a Good Single needle for me?
How about a Harness Machine?

Harnessing sexual urges is can be frustrating so killing kittens is justifiable.

MMmm Chooocclate
My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto

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My girlfriend has a lot of sexual urges and she does eat way too much chocolate she blames it on her pussy??

I read part of a book that gave helpful tips about how to un-clog your garbage disposal if your cat got stuck in it somehow.
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I'm done with the personally meaningful and philosophical sigs!!

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mmm...grilled salmon is so good...with rice and yummy vegetables...


I smacked my head so hard skiing one day I was practically a vegetable for the rest of the day.B|
My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto

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Remember what Jennifer Jason Leigh did with that carrot in Fast Times?

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the depth of his depravity sickens me.
-- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt

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Yippee! Look at what I got.


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gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking..

Lotsa Pictures

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