SkymonkeyONE 4 #101 July 17, 2003 QuoteMy balls itch.. Stop wearing underwear. Aound here we all saunter around in black MJ Soffee nylon shorts or nothing at all. It's very wet this year. I think I will eat an ice cream sandwich. Avaiators has a nice sandwich called "Chuckie's Chicken and Cheese", but Monkey Fries are the shit. Just ask Pyke; he is a vegitarian. My double-ex wife played like she was a vegitarian as well, but it was all a hoax. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #102 July 17, 2003 Quotebut now I got this hard thing above my balls.. what in the hell do I do with that? That one crazy guy, cut his off and ate it. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #103 July 17, 2003 I already had breakfast.. and the way it's sticking out of my bathrobe.. it just doesn't look all that appetizing... chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #104 July 17, 2003 QuoteDoes anyone knows song?...it goes like this: la-lalalala-la-laaaaaaaaaaaa-boom-phish-laaaaaaaaaaaa-lalalalalala-la-laaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-thump. Sounds like a Teletubby getting its little ass kicked. I hear the purple Teletubby's queer. If you put a rubber band around your finger real tight, it will turn purple. When I was little, I got my finger slammed in the right rear door of a '59 Dodge - it hurt. If you get fiberglass resin in your eye, that hurts too - but don't try to wipe it out with fiberglass mat, it'll get worse. Why does it feel "funny" when you pull steel wool apart? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MattM 0 #105 July 17, 2003 Quote My double-ex wife played like she was a vegitarian as well, but it was all a hoax. My quadrupole ex-girlfriend likes meat. a lot. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #106 July 17, 2003 I had a g/f that wouldn't eat meat but sured liked the bone. My old dog didn't like the dog food bones. Bones was on Star Trek. I bet crazyivan has seen star trek. why are light sabres different colors? -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #107 July 17, 2003 QuoteI bet crazyivan has seen star trek. why are light sabres different colors? Yes, I've seen Star Trek, the original series are the best Different light sabres colors are made to match your garments (female Jedi match their eyes colors) __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #108 July 17, 2003 QuoteI hear the purple Teletubby's queer. So then, you're thinkin' the other three are pretty macho?quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JeffGordon 0 #109 July 17, 2003 They are all out to get us. They are secretly trying to out evolve us. We would ALL be obsolete by now if not for the efforts of one man.... BILL GATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #110 July 17, 2003 Bill Gates IS the Anti-Christ. Or is it Martha Stewart? Or Barney? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #111 July 17, 2003 It sure is hot out today in the bay area.. I bet it is hotter in Tampa where I'll be tomorrow.. I hope I don't die of heat exhaustion.. I wonder if the hotdog nazi is still open.. sbs must be broiling sitting in the truck with no a/c My balls itch again.. LizzieB is a short little thing.. Edward is wear an orange shirt today.. and Shonna has strep throat.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #112 July 17, 2003 Lizards can handle the hot weather with no problem... Just ask Duece. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freakydiver 0 #113 July 17, 2003 Its just one big phat conspiracy after the next. I'll meet you all in Amsterdam at high noon. Homer gets the entire town of Springfield high when he distributes a beverage made from carrots and peyote. Anyone ever seen party boy in Utah? I know I have, hell he put the thong on wrong even. -- (N.DG) "If all else fails – at least try and look under control." -- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #114 July 17, 2003 Lizards are cool. Deuce thinks I have a Singer needle when in fact I'm looking for a Single needle Sewing machine. That's read as just a plain ole ordinary straight stitch machine. Tommy Chongs Ball itched too. He was searing a straight jacket. The Air conditioning is set to high... or is it low...whatever... it's cold.... A jacket would be nice. HVAC heating ventilation and airconditioning. Does air require conditioning? I was running up about 40 flights of stairs and realized That conditioning would be a good idea. What kind of syrup do you like?My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #115 July 17, 2003 I wonder if Tommy shaved his balls too... I think that's why mine are itching.. I counted 1 dozen crows between 2 poles sitting on 3 power lines when i was walking back from the hotdog nazi's cart eating my hotdog which looked way more appetizing than my penis did sticking out of my robe earlier.. I wonder why Deuce knows so much about lizards.. I like chocolate syrup... on Boobies!! chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #116 July 17, 2003 it is not okay to associate me with your balls itching Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #117 July 17, 2003 Quoteit is not okay to associate me with your balls itching are you the one that shaved my balls when i was passed out on the couch in the packing area? is that why I keep thinking of you every time my balls itch? chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #118 July 17, 2003 "Lizards" sound and looks similair to "LizzieB" A salt shaker with a deadly weapon can be considered "Assault with a deadly weapon" I kisssed a banana slug in fifith grade... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #119 July 17, 2003 yep...lizzie...lizard...haven't y'all figured out that i'm the one who hides in Deuce's office and makes him crazy and want to go skydiving??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #120 July 17, 2003 that's it... because I have been known to "drain the lizzard" and the lizzard which looks and sounds like lizzieB resides just above the itchy balls.. I squished a banana slug 2 days ago.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opie 0 #121 July 17, 2003 My A/C is on the fritz Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #122 July 17, 2003 Quotethat's it... because I have been known to "drain the lizzard" and the lizzard which looks and sounds like lizzieB resides just above the itchy balls.. EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! stop it!!! that is so sick... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #123 July 17, 2003 I had a dog named Fritz that I loved.. but he got run over by a car.. my Dad was driving.. Fritz is a pretty good skydiver. Make that a damn good skydiver. My A/C works fine but sbs is sitting in a truck in a parking lot with no A/C. I wonder what LizzieB would do.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #124 July 17, 2003 I think I have finally killed a thread.. now I guess I have revived said thread.. There is a kid pissing flies.. Cornholio has me thinking about candy... Alana is trying to sell my old Javelin but the guy lives near Rantoul and wants to make payments... I am going to be gone for 2-1/2 weeks and I haven't packed anything yet.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robskydiv 0 #125 July 17, 2003 Thank God for the thread on high altitude jumps. I won't be making one at Rantoul. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
