MattM 0 #76 July 17, 2003 I need to shower.... bad. Where is my rubber duckie? Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #77 July 17, 2003 Your duckie is in the shibby, wit de Billy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MattM 0 #78 July 17, 2003 QuoteYour duckie is in the shibby, wit de Billy 4 really? Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tonto 1 #79 July 17, 2003 Explain about the scale squirel thing please? tIt's the year of the Pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #80 July 17, 2003 QuoteWhy are some people in such a hurry to pull out in front of you, only to go 25m.p.h. after they do ?? Worse....when a tractor pulls out on the road in front of you, the speedlimit is supposed to be 100kph...and there is absolutely no traffic behind you! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #81 July 17, 2003 MMMMMMMMMMMM. . . . . . Coffee. . . . . . . . ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #82 July 17, 2003 Mmmmmmm.....mellachino's **DROOL** Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #83 July 17, 2003 Quote*** Saving Arizona was a funny movie. ...wasn't that 'raising arizona' with nic cage and that chick from that other movie and john goodman? john goodman made a good fred flintstone, but the movie sucked anyway. i blame rosie o'donnel. i probably spelled her name wrong. i want a big whistle to blow at quitting time, then i want to jump out the window and slide down a dinosaur and land right in my car. that would be cool. my car sucks. well, one of them does. the one i drive. my wife drives the good one. i only had one key to my car, then i lost it. the dealer said i had to pull the lock cylinder out of the passenger side door to get a code. i did that, then broke the door handle mounting mechanism. had to bolt it back on with carriage bolts. all of this took about three hours and two trips to the toyota dealer. the next day, my wife found the key that was 'lost' what's up with australia? kangaroos? koala bears? i think marsupials are funny. who was the guy who picked the first kiwi and decided to eat it? brown and fuzzy outside, bright green inside... don't tell me there weren't some funky genetic manipulation experiments going on there at some point in the past. you know what's a funny word? spooky. say it a few times. it'll get to you. i'm going on vacation, starting this weekend. chicago, vegas, pocono, milwaukee and northern ontario. anyone going to be around? i think i'll go back to work. or pretending to work. that's what usually happens."Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #84 July 17, 2003 Quotei want a big whistle to blow at quitting time, then i want to jump out the window and slide down a dinosaur and land right in my car. that would be cool. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #85 July 17, 2003 I want to know why the hell there is a rodent in my garden and the little bugger ate one of my tomatos Now what to do about it... anyone have a .50 caliber varmint rifle I could use Amazon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #86 July 17, 2003 I am serene. I rode the bike to work, splitting traffic for 20 miles. Got in a half-hour early. I am drinking a quad latte and eating a blueberry scone. In my email I have a draft contract back from a vendor that concedes to very advantageous terms for ME! Hookitt has a singer needle in his machine, but Mark Singer could talk to animals and had a pet eagle or something. It was "Raising Arizona" The Temperature in Arizona is raising as we sit. B-Squared is in Arizona, so it's even hotter Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #87 July 17, 2003 After being carried to the mountaintop, i have discovered the first jewel!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kingbunky 3 #88 July 17, 2003 why do they call mu-mu's that? is it because people that wear them are so big they look like cows, and it was shorter than moo-moo? last week i was driving down the road and saw this woman on the sidewalk coming towards me. she was a 'generously proportioned' woman from the waist up. she had a bag of groceries in each hand. she had a small dog in a snuggli™ type baby carrier strapped to her chest. due to her size, the dog was more or less sitting on top of her breasts. her ass was another matter altogether. in order for this particular ass to be in proportion to the rest of her, she would have to be roughly 19.6 feet tall. i mean, this was a w - i - d - e ass. she was wearing a skirt that came roughly down to mid thigh, but it was split up both sides almost to her waist. i don't think this was by design. i think it was stress relief. i was ... mesmerized by this sight to the point where i had to follow her in my rear view mirror as i passed. i noticed that the woman in the car behind me was similarly afflicted. i almost ran into someone who stopped in front of me. the woman behind me almost ran into me. i looked back in my mirror as this was happening. i guess she could tell by the position of my head that i was looking back at her. i shook my head. she burst out laughing. laughing is good. it means you're breathing. breathing is good. it means you're alive."Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DYEVOUT 0 #89 July 17, 2003 I think my computer is watching me. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kingbunky 3 #90 July 17, 2003 i think it is too... ever notice when you move, the little lights start blinking? i think it's just refocusing. do you ever get staring at your monitor and lose focus, and can't seem to get it back? no, neither do i. very often. i chew gum quite often though. want some? it's spearmint. spearmint is the best. why is mint considered a fresh scent? what if beer was considerd fresh smelling? skydivers would be renowned for their hygiene."Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DYEVOUT 0 #91 July 17, 2003 Quotei chew gum quite often though. want some? it's spearmint. MMMM. Yeah, I'll take some spearmint gum, thanks. Fax or e-mail me a stick. Gum should smell like diesel fuel. Then it would be easy to find. Every time I think about ADD, I lose my train of thought. Why does Spongebob have eyelids? He IS underwater for Pete's sake. Who the hell is Pete? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chopchop 0 #92 July 17, 2003 My balls itch.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kingbunky 3 #93 July 17, 2003 Quote*** Who the hell is Pete? fuck pete! sorry, denis leary bit... he's an angry man, but funny. remember when he did the nike ads with that guy that played in the nfl and pro baseball the same year? they say that michael jordan makes (made) more money endorsing nike every year than all the workers in malaysia that actually make the shoes. that's sad. i wonder how much he makes per shoe."Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rebecca 0 #94 July 17, 2003 Theory: I think Trident original flavor is actually a blend of spearmint, peppermint and cinnamon. Discuss. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kingbunky 3 #95 July 17, 2003 maybe it's sort of like bits and bites... they pick all the stuff off the floor and mix it together. wucha get is wucha get. same with the gum. whatever's left over after they make the regular flavours gets dumped into a 'trident' bucket. why would they name gum after a pitchfork type thing anyway? did you know that gum used to be made from the sap of the chicle tree? see, chicklets make sense now don't they. now they use some artifical lates type stuff. does gum really stay in you stomach for like a bazillion years if you swallow it? i don't think it does, but parents used to tell us that. parents also told us not to make faces or they would get stuck that way. there should be an awful lot of funny looking people if that were true. why do parents make up silly stuff like that to tell their kids?"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lizzieb 0 #96 July 17, 2003 QuoteMy balls itch.. then scratch them....stop whining Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CrazyIvan 0 #97 July 17, 2003 Does anyone knows song?...it goes like this: la-lalalala-la-laaaaaaaaaaaa-boom-phish-laaaaaaaaaaaa-lalalalalala-la-laaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-thump.__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chopchop 0 #98 July 17, 2003 QuoteQuoteMy balls itch.. then scratch them....stop whining can ya help me? chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lizzieb 0 #99 July 17, 2003 sure...take your hand, reach down to your crotch and scratch till it stops itching...did that help? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chopchop 0 #100 July 17, 2003 Quotesure...take your hand, reach down to your crotch and scratch till it stops itching...did that help? Awe.. thanks, Lizzie.. your the bestest friend a guy could have... but now I got this hard thing above my balls.. what in the hell do I do with that? chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Next Page 4 of 9 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. 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sunshine 2 #87 July 17, 2003 After being carried to the mountaintop, i have discovered the first jewel!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #88 July 17, 2003 why do they call mu-mu's that? is it because people that wear them are so big they look like cows, and it was shorter than moo-moo? last week i was driving down the road and saw this woman on the sidewalk coming towards me. she was a 'generously proportioned' woman from the waist up. she had a bag of groceries in each hand. she had a small dog in a snuggli™ type baby carrier strapped to her chest. due to her size, the dog was more or less sitting on top of her breasts. her ass was another matter altogether. in order for this particular ass to be in proportion to the rest of her, she would have to be roughly 19.6 feet tall. i mean, this was a w - i - d - e ass. she was wearing a skirt that came roughly down to mid thigh, but it was split up both sides almost to her waist. i don't think this was by design. i think it was stress relief. i was ... mesmerized by this sight to the point where i had to follow her in my rear view mirror as i passed. i noticed that the woman in the car behind me was similarly afflicted. i almost ran into someone who stopped in front of me. the woman behind me almost ran into me. i looked back in my mirror as this was happening. i guess she could tell by the position of my head that i was looking back at her. i shook my head. she burst out laughing. laughing is good. it means you're breathing. breathing is good. it means you're alive."Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #89 July 17, 2003 I think my computer is watching me. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #90 July 17, 2003 i think it is too... ever notice when you move, the little lights start blinking? i think it's just refocusing. do you ever get staring at your monitor and lose focus, and can't seem to get it back? no, neither do i. very often. i chew gum quite often though. want some? it's spearmint. spearmint is the best. why is mint considered a fresh scent? what if beer was considerd fresh smelling? skydivers would be renowned for their hygiene."Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #91 July 17, 2003 Quotei chew gum quite often though. want some? it's spearmint. MMMM. Yeah, I'll take some spearmint gum, thanks. Fax or e-mail me a stick. Gum should smell like diesel fuel. Then it would be easy to find. Every time I think about ADD, I lose my train of thought. Why does Spongebob have eyelids? He IS underwater for Pete's sake. Who the hell is Pete? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #92 July 17, 2003 My balls itch.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #93 July 17, 2003 Quote*** Who the hell is Pete? fuck pete! sorry, denis leary bit... he's an angry man, but funny. remember when he did the nike ads with that guy that played in the nfl and pro baseball the same year? they say that michael jordan makes (made) more money endorsing nike every year than all the workers in malaysia that actually make the shoes. that's sad. i wonder how much he makes per shoe."Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #94 July 17, 2003 Theory: I think Trident original flavor is actually a blend of spearmint, peppermint and cinnamon. Discuss. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #95 July 17, 2003 maybe it's sort of like bits and bites... they pick all the stuff off the floor and mix it together. wucha get is wucha get. same with the gum. whatever's left over after they make the regular flavours gets dumped into a 'trident' bucket. why would they name gum after a pitchfork type thing anyway? did you know that gum used to be made from the sap of the chicle tree? see, chicklets make sense now don't they. now they use some artifical lates type stuff. does gum really stay in you stomach for like a bazillion years if you swallow it? i don't think it does, but parents used to tell us that. parents also told us not to make faces or they would get stuck that way. there should be an awful lot of funny looking people if that were true. why do parents make up silly stuff like that to tell their kids?"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #96 July 17, 2003 QuoteMy balls itch.. then scratch them....stop whining Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #97 July 17, 2003 Does anyone knows song?...it goes like this: la-lalalala-la-laaaaaaaaaaaa-boom-phish-laaaaaaaaaaaa-lalalalalala-la-laaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-thump.__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #98 July 17, 2003 QuoteQuoteMy balls itch.. then scratch them....stop whining can ya help me? chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #99 July 17, 2003 sure...take your hand, reach down to your crotch and scratch till it stops itching...did that help? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #100 July 17, 2003 Quotesure...take your hand, reach down to your crotch and scratch till it stops itching...did that help? Awe.. thanks, Lizzie.. your the bestest friend a guy could have... but now I got this hard thing above my balls.. what in the hell do I do with that? chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
