chachi 0 #26 November 5, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteI am sorry that I offended you in this case Apology accepted. Thanks. That just brought a tear to my eye. I LOVE YOU GUYS!!! Not yet you haven't..... ~Chachi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #27 November 6, 2004 I don't know, how many do you get? I'd help you Sunnysweets once I get done figuring out how to get rid of my fucking proxy errors. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #28 November 6, 2004 I blame the tire guy at Sears for the delays.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #29 November 6, 2004 QuoteI blame the tire guy at Sears for the delays. Sears has been the root of all evil for decades. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #30 November 6, 2004 QuoteSears has been the root of all evil for decades Ever seen Ron White's stand up? "The tire fell off, it fell off, it fucking fell off, it fell the fuck off, turning my van into a tri-pod, spinning me into a whole new dimenson of pissed off I've never been to before!" hehe, if you've seen it you're probably in tears right now remembering that routine!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #31 November 6, 2004 Damn, I've never seen it. I'll tell you a true Sears story. Back in my college days, I worked at Sears part-time. My job was a floater. I worked in whatever dept. needed me at the time. One night I was working in the children's apparel dept. which is adjacent to the tire/auto dept. Suddenly I heard an enormous crash. A woman literally drove her car through the glass doors and into the children's dept. (no one was hurt fortunately) The car must have been 30 feet into the store. The tire salesman on duty walked up to the car and said to the woman, "Ma'am, I know our sales are good, but you could have parked your car first". I was laughing my ass off by the way he delivered that line. But I was not happy that it triggered the sprinkler system and I was soaked. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #32 November 6, 2004 Run, don't walk, to Wal-Mart, they have Ron White's DVD for around $10, it'll be the best $10 you spend all damned month, I promise! Freak'n hilarious, you'll laugh until you cry, then you'll laugh and cry so much you'll have to pause the DVD to catch your breath.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #33 November 6, 2004 Will do. Thanks for the suggestion. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #34 November 6, 2004 QuoteRun, don't walk, to Wal-Mart, Dude, walmart is like 8 miles away. Can i drive? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #35 November 6, 2004 QuoteCan i drive? Oh hell no, we ALL know how women drive... Sorry sunnyone, after the last round of spats today, I just couldn't pass that one up.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #36 November 6, 2004 Stop double clicking your mouse faster than the sight can refresh!!!! -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #37 November 6, 2004 QuoteOh hell no, we ALL know how women drive... Sorry sunnyone, after the last round of spats today, I just couldn't pass that one up Perfect timing dave. I love you man. You always know how to make me laugh. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WFFC 1 #38 November 6, 2004 It's got something to do with dial up and modems. Not sure what a modem is but I do recall seeing one in a museum once.----- ~~~Michael Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jose 0 #39 November 7, 2004 Oh crap....don't accept his apologies....he's an asshole. A Canadian asshole to boot. All women here should carry out a virtual ass kicking of Chachi for waving his (albeit small) penis. carry on.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #40 November 7, 2004 Even assholes need loveMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #41 November 7, 2004 QuoteOh crap....don't accept his apologies....he's an asshole. A Canadian asshole to boot. All women here should carry out a virtual ass kicking of Chachi for waving his (albeit small) penis. Ouch, if that wasn't a personal attack, I don't know what is. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jose 0 #42 November 7, 2004 Its only a personal attact if he takes it personally, but since hes my Canadian homie, I doubt the cheese boy will mind.......I'm sure he appreciates your concern though. And if he does mind.....I'll just take his shoes off in freefall.......again. Edit to add: Its amazing how some of you people have no concept of sarcasm here. Really, do some looking at the profiles before you start pointing your little finger of Jesus. Flyangel got it......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #43 November 7, 2004 Alright already! Believe me, I understand sarcasm extremely well. I happen to be a sarcastic bastard. It's just tough to convey that only in the written word. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #44 November 7, 2004 QuoteEven assholes need love So you like it in the ass? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #45 November 7, 2004 Sunny sweetie, I have a tattoo on my butt that says: EXIT ONLY!May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #46 November 7, 2004 QuoteSunny sweetie, I have a tattoo on my butt that says: EXIT ONLY! Same here, but i just had to make the joke. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
