sdctlc 0 #1 November 10, 2004 A Married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are." Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55. He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently. Up to 60. "I want the car, too," he continues. 65 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!" The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything you want?" The wife at last replies-in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got everything I need," she says. "Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?" Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles. "The airbag." Moral of the Story: Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with them Scott C. "He who Hesitates Shall Inherit the Earth!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #2 November 10, 2004 QuoteMoral of the Story: Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with them Ding, ding, ding............we have a winner. Finally, some one has got itMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #3 November 10, 2004 I wish i was a woman... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #4 November 10, 2004 ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #5 November 10, 2004 TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #6 November 10, 2004 she may have the airbag but whiplash can last a while Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #7 November 10, 2004 QuoteI wish i was a woman... You're still a clever bitch.....well, half right anyway Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #8 November 10, 2004 Damnit Kev. Will you just fuckin ask me out already?? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #9 November 10, 2004 I'm not real good at knowing how to ask girls out...but I'll try... Wanna fuck? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #10 November 10, 2004 THANK YOU! I'm trying to get this whole direct thing to be a fad.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #11 November 10, 2004 Dude, can't you at least compliment my shoes first? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainbo 0 #12 November 10, 2004 QuoteDude, can't you at least compliment my shoes first? Nice shoes...Rainbo TheSpeedTriple - Speed is everything "Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #13 November 10, 2004 QuoteDude, can't you at least compliment my shoes first? Why waste time with small talk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
girlygirl 0 #14 November 10, 2004 QuoteMoral of the Story: Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with them.lmao we are we are sigh... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
