sunshine 2 #1 November 10, 2004 I was thinking, if i hit a cow with my car...well i bet my car would be ruined. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #2 November 10, 2004 wouldn't that be udderly horrible? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #3 November 10, 2004 Possibly you too. Adam, that joke was horrible... Moooove along, nothing to see. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #4 November 10, 2004 I bet it would be too. Not to mention the poor cow. Actually poor Sunshine, the PITA nutz will come hunt you down and protest your house or somethingTunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #5 November 10, 2004 QuotePossibly you too. Adam, that joke was horrible... Moooove along, nothing to see. now THAT was bad...you can almost hear the "wah wah waaaaaaaaah" of the trumpet in the background (you know the thing that plays after a bad joke) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigway 4 #6 November 10, 2004 you would have to pay around 300 bucks for the cow to.........that would be alot of steak on the dz bbq. You would be able to do alot of 'firsts' with steak instead of beer .Karnage Krew Gear Store . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mardigrasbob 0 #7 November 10, 2004 It would be worse if it was the other way around! www.planetsave.com/ViewStory.asp?ID=2700 english.pravda.ru/fun/2002/07/17/32680.html www.manchesteronline.co.uk/news/s/123/123093_vandalhit_cow_falls_on_girl_2.html ---------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #8 November 10, 2004 A guy I used to work with hit a cow with his car once, luckily it was just a glancing blow so car damage was minor and the cow was actually unharmed. The cow had gotten loose on the road through a busted fence. If the owner had not stepped forward to claim the cow (and the damages it had caused) my buddy would have been able to keep the cowas compensation for the damages to his car! ...only in Kentucky! Elvisio "just about as bad in rural Virginia" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kinney29 0 #9 November 10, 2004 QuoteI was thinking, if i hit a cow with my car...well i bet my car would be ruined. Once again ... tears! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlindBrick 0 #10 November 10, 2004 Quoteyou would have to pay around 300 bucks for the cow In the US, it is the farmer's responsibility to keep the cow penned. The farmer would be liable for the damage to the car. And hitting a cow is bad news. I tagged a flat black one on a moonless night. Luckily I saw the glint of its eyes and hit the brakes. Unfortuantely the cow decided to turn in the direction I was swervign so I still hit it pretty much head on at ~30 mph. I was in a full size van and it totaled the van. -Blind"If you end up in an alligator's jaws, naked, you probably did something to deserve it." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #11 November 10, 2004 Geesh, doesn't anyone remember Jack Handy? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #12 November 10, 2004 I've seen it happen. It destorys the car and ruins a perfectly good cow.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #13 November 10, 2004 QuoteGeesh, doesn't anyone remember Jack Handy? That's awesome! I was just thinking about how you sounded like him! I dont think I've heard this one but I do love "Deep Thoughts" Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back. NOW who's asking the questions? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #14 November 10, 2004 QuoteGeesh, doesn't anyone remember Jack Handy? ------------------------------------------------------------ That's awesome! I was just thinking about how you sounded like him! I dont think I've heard this one but I do love "Deep Thoughts" I made the cow/car one up. I like to come up with stupid things. I dream of one day becoming jack handy. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mardigrasbob 0 #15 November 10, 2004 QuoteGeesh, doesn't anyone remember Jack Handy? Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk. ----------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #16 November 10, 2004 If you drop your keys in molten lava, just let 'em go, because man, they're gone.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #17 November 10, 2004 http://www-personal.umd.umich.edu/~nhughes/htmldocs/deepthoughts.html---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #18 November 10, 2004 QuoteI've seen it happen. It destorys the car and ruins a perfectly good cow. Yep it makes a big mess.......I have seen a truck hit a horse and that was pretty bad as well. "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 43 #19 November 10, 2004 Quotethe PITA nutz will come hunt you down Isn't it PETA? Peple Eating Tasty Animals"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mardigrasbob 0 #20 November 10, 2004 QuoteQuotethe PITA nutz will come hunt you down Isn't it PETA? Peple Eating Tasty Animals P.I.T.A. is right Pain In The Ass! ------------------ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slug 1 #21 November 10, 2004 Hiting a cow can be a pain in the neck. Sometimes they can come thru the windshild and cause severe injury to anyone in the front seat. Beware going tto Lost Priare boogie in Montana that state still has a open range law. cattle have the right to go where they want when they want. You run into a cow with a car and the cow has a oweee. You got to pay the rancher the value of the cow. Anyone from Montana here? Urban legend? or true? R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davedlg 0 #22 November 10, 2004 QuoteI was thinking, if i hit a cow with my car...well i bet my car would be ruined. Hey Dont Even Joke about that... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #23 November 10, 2004 Quotecattle have the right to go where they want when they want. That's cool for the cattle. Do they go out clubbing and stuff? _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #24 November 10, 2004 QuoteDo they go out clubbing and stuff? I've definately seen some cattle at clubs before...I just wish they buy clothes that fit...*shudder*--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #25 November 10, 2004 I love to be the set-up man. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
