Bolas 5 #51 November 11, 2004 I couldn't let this die without asking this question: Is it the song or the lyrics you don't like, if it's the lyrics there's always this version: Weird Al Yankovic - Spiderman Lyrics (Parody of "Piano Man" by Billy Joel) Poor Peter Parker was pitiful Couldn't have been any shier Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him Even if his hair was on fire But then one day he went to that science lab That mutated spider came down Oh and now Peter crawls over everyone's walls And he's swingin' all over town La la la didy dah La la lily da da dum Sling us a web you're the Spiderman Sling us a web tonight 'Cause we're all in the mood for a hero now And there's evil-doers to fight Now Harry the rich kid's a friend of his Who horns in on Mary Jane But to his great surprise It seems she prefers guys Who can kiss up-side down in the rain "With great power comes great responsibility" That's the catch phrase of old Uncle Ben If you missed it, don't worry they'll say the line Again and again and again La la la didy dah La la didy da da dum Now Norman's a billionaire scientist Who never had time for his son And then somthin' went screwee And before you knew He was trying to kill everyone Then he'd ridin' around on that glider-thing And he'd throw in that weird pumpkin bomb Yes, he's wearin' that dumb Power Rangers mask But he's scarier without it on Sling us a web you're the Spiderman Sling us a web tonight 'Cause you're brave and you're strong and so limber now But where'd you come up with those tights It's a pretty sad day at the funeral Norman Osbourne has bitten the dust And I heard Harry said he wants Spiderman dead Ah but his buddy Pete he can trust Oh and M.J. is all hot for Peter now Ah but Peter he just shuts her down Mary Jane don't you cry, you can give it a try Again when the sequel comes around La la la didy dah La la didy da da dum Sling us a web you're the Spiderman Sling us a web tonight 'Cause we all sure could use us a hero now We think that you'll do alright (ends with harmonica and piano)Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #52 November 12, 2004 The stupid radio station is playing it again right now. I'm gonna go wander the building for a few minutes. God this song sucks. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #53 November 12, 2004 QuoteThe stupid radio station is playing it again right now. I'm gonna go wander the building for a few minutes. God this song sucks. At least it's the radio station... if it was Musak, it could get stuck in a loop over and over and over.... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #54 November 12, 2004 From the Lost Prairie cock chorus: It's nine o'clock on a Saturday time for the chorus to begin there's Deathgrip standing next to me staring down at the songs that we'll sing He says "John can we sing us that drinking song I'm not really sure how it's sung But it's long and it's loud and I'd sing it right now If I only wasn't so drunk" la la la de di da la da de di da da dum "Sing us a song you're the chorus guys sing us a song tonight cause we're here for the songs and the alcohol and you've got us feeling all right" Mad John in the front is a friend of mine He gets all his jumps for free and he's yelling at Big John who wants to get in on the jump at the Lang Brewery He says "Bill I believe this is killing me" as the smile ran away from his face "Well I'm sure that I could run an orchestra If I could get out of eighth grade" Now Fubs is an freefalling wireman who never had time for a life and he's talking with Amy who's still doing two-ways and probably will be for life Well Bonnie is chasing Canadians and Fairchild is spilling his beer Courtney and Star go to dive off the bar wearing shirts that will soon disappear It's a pretty good crowd for the 30th and the DZO gives us a smile cause he knows that it's us they've been coming to see to forget about life for a while And the chorus sounds like an argument and the portajohns all smell like beer So we stand near the bar and we sing to the stars And think "Man what are we doing here?" Sing us a song you're the chorus guys sing us the songs you've made cause we're here for the songs and the alcohol and if you're lucky you might just get laid Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
