Vallerina 2 #26 November 12, 2004 Quote Well Vallerina is on the free pack job plan...i'm pretty sure i've never accidentally given her a blow job. Well, there was that one night in Jeff's trailer.... There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #27 November 12, 2004 Quote well....i did show what the hole in the front of my costume was for. "Hey what's that hole for?......OHHHHHHH"I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #28 November 12, 2004 QuoteAll countries should be run by women! Could we remove their access to nuclear weapons for one week every month? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #29 November 12, 2004 QuoteQuoteAll countries should be run by women! Could we remove their access to nuclear weapons for one week every month? Blues, Dave Dude! I was just thinking the same thing... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #30 November 12, 2004 QuoteQuoteAll countries should be run by women! Could we remove their access to nuclear weapons for one week every month? Blues, Dave Oooooh.... good point!!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #31 November 12, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteAll countries should be run by women! Could we remove their access to nuclear weapons for one week every month? Blues, Dave Dude! I was just thinking the same thing... "Congratulations on your election Mrs. President. Please let me know what decorative changes you'd like us to make to the Oval Office. The only furnishing that must stay is the walnut armoire that contains your 4-year supply of Paxil." Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #32 November 12, 2004 Dude! Who else?? SANGIRO FOR PRESIDENT!!!! Next time we all vote we need to write him in! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #33 November 12, 2004 QuoteDude! Who else?? SANGIRO FOR PRESIDENT!!!! Next time we all vote we need to write him in! Nooooo! Then he'd NEVER have time for me! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #34 November 12, 2004 QuoteSANGIRO FOR PRESIDENT!!!! No way. I like democracy and he doesn't. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #35 November 12, 2004 QuoteQuoteI don't think this is any big secret, but Philly Kev. And then he could work it out so that I could be the acting First Lady, even though he wouldn't marry me (or anybody else He asked me to marry him. When i said no, i think i broke his heart. No, I asked if you wanted to fuck.....then you mumbled something about your shoes...typical female. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #36 November 12, 2004 STANLEy the CLOWN Look him up!7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #37 November 12, 2004 QuoteNo, I asked if you wanted to fuck.....then you mumbled something about your shoes...typical female. I am soo not typical. But how would "mr. i always end up with pyscho stalker stripper girls" know what typical is? Anyhoo, wanna fuck? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #38 November 12, 2004 Geez...you go out with one psycho stalker stripper and that's all you hear about. I've gone out with quite a few psycho stalkers with other jobs, too!!! QuoteAnyhoo, wanna fuck? Depends...are you wearing nice shoes? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #39 November 12, 2004 QuoteDepends...are you wearing nice shoes? I have on black heels with an ankle wrap around strap. You don't mind me wearing them in bed do ya? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #40 November 12, 2004 SANGIRO FOR PRESIDENT!!!! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #41 November 12, 2004 QuoteQuoteAre you sure that's not the "free blow job" plan? I get them confused, too. Well Vallerina is on the free pack job plan...i'm pretty sure i've never accidentally given her a blow job. hmmm, so, any that weren't accidental? "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #42 November 12, 2004 QuoteQuoteDepends...are you wearing nice shoes? I have on black heels with an ankle wrap around strap. You don't mind me wearing them in bed do ya? Hmmm, wondering how they'll look up by your ears. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #43 November 12, 2004 QuoteDepends...are you wearing nice shoes? --------------------------------------------------------------- I have on black heels with an ankle wrap around strap. You don't mind me wearing them in bed do ya? --------------------------------------------------------------- Hmmm, wondering how they'll look up by your ears. How did you know i can put my feet behind my head? I can do the splits too!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #44 November 12, 2004 QuoteI thought we already decided a couple months back that La Bonita was gonna be Prez? Dude, she is SO gonna kick your butt for bailing on her like that..... Oh, how quickly they forget. My vote is for someone else. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #45 November 13, 2004 I am not interested in being President because of the responsibilities, but I would make an excellent VP. 1. I have years of experience with Vice. Putting me in charge of it would just make sense. 2. No one has ever assassinated the VP. I like the odds. 3. All the VP has to do is attend fund-raising luncheons. Tell a few jokes, be polite, and eat lunch. My strengths. 4. Talk to the opposition leadership on a social basis to get bills passed. I think I could show Ted Kennedy how to partay. 5. I get my own plane. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #46 November 13, 2004 Quote5. I get my own plane. most important! Just be sure you get the jump door installedLeroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
